Donald Trump, "My Twitter is very large"

[progressoid]

Donald Trump has a very large Twitter

“I have a very large Twitter,” Donald Trump is saying. He is talking to Greta Van Susteren of Fox News.

Van Susteren is unruffled. She does not ask Trump what on Earth he is babbling about. Why bother? Trump has only one subject upon which he speaks with authority: himself.

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As to Trump’s claim to having “a very large Twitter,” largeness is relative. As I write this, Trump has 1.2 million Twitter followers, Obama has 16 million, and Lady Gaga has 24.9 million.

But Trump is America’s leading vulgarian and a relentless pitchman.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76889.html#ixzz1wRKJuDfF

[JHB]

1. Who knew he called his ass "Twitter"?

Just goes to show that learning something new everyday has its occasional potholes.

[hlthe2b]

2. Well, he's a "big Twit", I'll give him that.... n/t

[cindyperry2010]

3. bet he touches it all the time

because no one else will god what a toupee wearing creep

[sarge43]

4. So he has a pet name for that hay stack of a toupee. Figures. n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. T. Rump is trolling for a date on Faux. How pitiful.

I don't think there are all that many people who find neckties almost touching the knees all that attractive. Maybe he should switch to a scarf.

[corkhead]

6. it's HUUUUUUUUGE!

[Ilsa]

7. Of course, for his followers, it's

Huuuuuuuuuuuugh!!!

[DCKit]

8. "Vulgarian".... was that word invented for teh Donald....

or does it simply fit him the bestest?

[PoliticAverse]

9. ...

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/04/financially-embattled-thousandaire-and-journalisms-other-top-donald-trump-epithets

[yellowcanine]

10. My favorite is from Alex Pareene of Salon: “pouty fathead”

Describes "The Donald" perfectly.

[progressoid]

12. "ocherous churl"!

[annabanana]

11. jackass. . . n/t

[HopeHoops]

13. Compensating for something?

[Rosa Luxemburg]

14. That was my thought!