Breaking News! Russia denies shooting down Santa Claus - blames US

[El Supremo]

They say St. Nicholas, the Turk, was violating their air space, but the US fired first.



Alright, I've only had one bad Egg Nog.

[Furrfu]

1. I have independent confirmation!

http://www.avherald.com/h?article=4914d291&opt=0

[WheelWalker]

2. This goes too far !!

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. Relax....this is what actually happened:

[pinboy3niner]

3. In the fog of the War on Christmas it's hard to know who's to blame for Santa's sleighing

[WheelWalker]

4. DUZY !

[Wilms]

6. Thanks for that one! n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. They are correct

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[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Santa arrived in the U.S. last night

so, if he was shot down, he got better.

Merry Christmas!

[NuclearDem]

9. Don't you see the holes in the sleigh's fuselage?

Those could have only been made by a Ukrainian fighter.

[lpbk2713]

10. The info from the black box on Santa's sleigh is unreadable.

Too badly corrupted by reindeer dung.