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kpete

(71,900 posts)
Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:17 AM Dec 2015

Donald Trump Offers Passionate Defense Of Aerosol Hair Spray

“You can’t use hair spray, because hair spray is going to affect the ozone,” the billionaire mogul told crowd.

He continued, pausing to pantomime spraying and styling his shag carpet-like hair: “I’m in my room, in New York City, and I want to put a little spray…but I hear they don’t want me to use hairspray, they want me to use the pump.”


The presidential candidate very much prefers aerosol hair spray to “the pump” version, which he said “comes out in big globs and it’s stuck in your hair and you say, ‘oh my god, I’ve gotta take a shower again because my hair’s all screwed up.'”

Trump also contended that using aerosol hair products in his “sealed” apartment can’t cause harm to the environment.

“I’m sitting in this concealed apartment, this concealed unit – you know, I really do live in a very nice apartment – but it’s sealed! It’s beautiful! I don’t think anything gets out,” he concluded.

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Donald Trump Offers Passionate Defense Of Aerosol Hair Spray (Original Post) kpete Dec 2015 OP
Ed Grimley likes that comment! Buzz Clik Dec 2015 #1
what the hell is his problem? CTyankee Dec 2015 #2
apparently it's: kpete Dec 2015 #3
if his apt. is sealed he has enough money to get one unsealed... CTyankee Dec 2015 #4
So childish, idiotic, unprofessional, narnian60 Dec 2015 #5
The ban on aerosol propellants is proof randr Dec 2015 #6
Pump Trump DRUMPF!1 n/t UTUSN Dec 2015 #7
I'm still thinking he's Andy Kaufman doing his performance art. Scuba Jan 2016 #8
He has a "concealed" apartment? Like a "safe room," or what? Hekate Jan 2016 #9
Has he ever stopped to think that his entire head is a big glob? icymist Jan 2016 #10
I swear I was sure this was the Onion. yellowcanine Jan 2016 #11

randr

(12,408 posts)
6. The ban on aerosol propellants is proof
Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:36 AM
Dec 2015

that science can determine human cause of planetary concern and we can solve environmental issues as we recognize them.
Trump is living in the dark ages and can not see past his bubble of affluenza.

icymist

(15,888 posts)
10. Has he ever stopped to think that his entire head is a big glob?
Sat Jan 2, 2016, 06:28 AM
Jan 2016

Orange skin with white raccoon eyes while wearing a blonde Brazilian caterpillar?
Yup. That's what you look like Donald.

yellowcanine

(35,692 posts)
11. I swear I was sure this was the Onion.
Sat Jan 2, 2016, 10:08 AM
Jan 2016

I guess I should not be surprised anymore at anything Donald "It's all about me" Trump does. Seriously, if anyone else went on like this about their friggen hair they would get laughed off the stage.

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