Sometimes, you really can't make this shit up...

[YoungDemCA]

Grover Norquist Verified account
‏@GroverNorquist

An armed people are a free people.
If our forefathers were not armed before the American Revolution we would all be speaking English today.

https://twitter.com/grovernorquist/status/683425783470239744

[KentuckyWoman]

1. Snort

Though to be fair as one of my kin states, We speak American. English sounds too gay. So Norquist is getting a double dog whistle in on that one.

[ljm2002]

2. Well, as George Bernard Shaw (might have) said...

..."The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language."

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. My god...I checked his account....

This is no joke.

[3catwoman3]

4. What can one possibly say in the face...

...of such ignorance.

Years ago, the wife of a minister, who was, herself, not traditionally religious, told us about a member of her now-ex-husband's congregation who did not approve of foreign languages being taught in American schools. This doofus' rationale was, "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me."

[Babel_17]

5. And drinking English tea, instead of good American coffee!

Huh, that's actually his account, and not a satire.

[Vinca]

6. Ummm . . . we are speaking English, Grover.

The only thing that has changed is some of us wish we lived in England where there are far fewer guns.

[sonofspy777]

7. and better healthcare!

Wish we had "The National" here!