"Tarp Man": "Don't Come In, I'm 2nd Amendment-ing"

[kpete]

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/684587180237402112

The gentleman in the video spoke briefly to MSNBC, and explained that he’s a 55-year-old Mormon rancher from Arizona. He was packing a rifle underneath a blanket and possibly his pants, and later retreated beneath the enormous sheet of industrial-grade plastic

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http://gawker.com/oregon-militia-gunman-hides-under-tarp-on-msnbc-1751284976?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[Glassunion]

1. It would have been great if MSNBC had put the word: Preparing, in quotes.

[flamingdem]

26. Lawrence never cracked a smile

and that made it even funnier.

[L. Coyote]

55. YouTube: TarpMan Interview (Oregon Bundy Militia) #TarpMan "They need to go home."

[center]

The irony of the last sentence of the interview:

"They need to go home" says the invader from Arizona.

[sufrommich]

2. Lol. nt

[ellie]

3. This tweet in reaction is priceless:

Lon Harris ?@Lons 11h11 hours ago Los Angeles, CA
@owillis If he comes out and sees his shadow, that means six more weeks of fucking nonsense.

[underpants]

10. Literally I laughed out loud

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. Ha!

[Tipperary]

18. That is hilarious!

[marew]

28. Brilliant!

Simply brilliant!

[3catwoman3]

46. Spot on...

...perfect.

[RKP5637]

30. ...

[Ghost in the Machine]

51. I had the same thought last night in the "Blue Tarp Man" thread

but didn't post it! Damn!

Peace,

Ghost

[abakan]

54. winner winner nt

[boobooday]

4. Gosh.

Can't a welfare cowboy and his gun have a tender moment without all you media types trying to look under the tarp?

[Buzz Clik]

6. He's reading the preamble of the Constitution to Mr. Rifle. Bedtime story.

[Buzz Clik]

5. It's not as sinister as it appears -- he's just stroking the shaft of his gun.

You know, cleaning his weapon. Lubing his muscle, errr … muzzle.

[progressoid]

8. Cleaning his rifle with Gun Oil...

[3catwoman3]

49. I am afraid to watch.

Surely this is not a real product.

[DefenseLawyer]

44. Mom always said, if you stay under that tarp too long, you'll go blind n/t

[L. Coyote]

57. DUZY

[center] My Mom said, "If you don't get your head out of there soon, you'll go blind."

[Baitball Blogger]

7. The only thing that would make this better is if it were a camouflage tarp.

[underpants]

9. Actually that would have made more sense.

[packman]

13. If it was a camo tarp

How could we possibly see him? I mean, he'd just disappear into the background.

[underpants]

14. Genius

When the jack booted thugs finally fulfill the destiny they'll never stop to check out what's under the mansized tarp. Never.

[Baitball Blogger]

16. We would have laughed for days.

[A Simple Game]

39. Exactly, we wouldn't know where to deliver the snacks and socks. n/t

[Lizzie Poppet]

11. "...and please don't look under the tarp."

Oh, god...dyin' here.

[underpants]

12. He ranches Mormons?

[lapfog_1]

27. quite possibly

many of my former neighbors in Arizona (Mormon) had a nice scam going...

They would subdivide their small ranches, build some sort of structure on each plot. and put their second thru Nth wife in each one (as a legal address). The wives would all file for various government programs to support themselves and their children (never naming anyone as the father) and then funnel all of the money to the "husband" as "rent payments" or gifts (tax free).

Meantime, the husband would build an enormous house where everyone would actually live.

I heard that many of these sorts of arrangements would net $10,000 or more per month for the "rancher" and his family.

[underpants]

29. The predator priest guy in Texas had a set up like that

Can't remember his name.

They basically built motel type rooms and moved the kids between addresses (room to room) in the same building or floor. And they played the system just as you described. They went bulk shopping with EBT cards and collected Aid to Dependent Children money that all went back into the big bucket .....mostly for the predator priest.

[randome]

15. Brokeback Tarp.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.[/center][/font][hr]

[RKP5637]

31. ...

[LynneSin]

41. I can't quit you Smith & Wesson

[sarisataka]

19. He missed the film

on How Not to be Seen

[yellowcanine]

37. That's a classic and spot on for the situation.

[Mendocino]

20. He should get the

30'x44' size blue tarp, room for him and the whole Hee-Hawdist gang.

[Grassy Knoll]

21. FreeDumb....

:large

[underpants]

24. We have to hope they don't try to quarter troops under that tarp

Cause he's gonna go all 3rd Amendment on them

[Buzz Clik]

52. LOL!!!

[montana_hazeleyes]

62. LOL

[Johonny]

22. How much 2nd Amendmenting can you do before you go blind?

[underpants]

23. The 2nd Amendment makes him pitch a tent

[Johonny]

25. lol :)

[RKP5637]

33. What's he got all that Crisco in there with him for?

[yellowcanine]

56. Because this...

[RKP5637]

32. So like these guys think the world is taking them seriously, whereas most see them as a comedy skit!

What a bubble they live in!

[Democrats_win]

34. The golden daze of humor are here again. eom.

[yellowcanine]

35. Does he think the tarp is going to stop a bullet?

He better be putting his hands up where they can be seen when the good guys with guns show up.

[flamingdem]

40. Remember the Boston bomber and his boat

I think they put a few thousand rounds into that boat.

[yellowcanine]

36. The tarp is to maintain OPSEC.

For whatever he might be needing to do under there.

[47of74]

38. "I'm 2nd Amendment-ing" - so that's what IT is called these day.

[yellowcanine]

42. Cops could probably flush him out with one of these......

[Buzz Clik]

50. Ouch. That would leave a mark.

[randome]

43. It can make a killer snuggie!

There's even enough for the Missiz!





[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.[/center][/font][hr]

[lame54]

45. it looks like they colorized the movie The Blob

[Buzz Clik]

48. The a blue mutant of silicon-based life form from Star Trek:

"I'm a doctor, Jim, not a camouflaged freedom fighter!"

[Rex]

47. Well that right there is the RWing wacko belief system at work! Like a simple animal.

[abakan]

53. And possibly his pants?

Some how this makes it a even more funny and disturbing picture. It would never occur to me to hide under a tarp with a gun, without my pants! Sorry I just can't stop laughing.

[kpete]

59. my favorite part

i am having too much fun

can you tell?


peace to you abakan,
kp

[arcane1]

58. Living in a tarp in mid-winter is going to get old fast!

[passiveporcupine]

60. Does he have eye holes cut in it?

How does he even see through the tarp to know what is going on?

[Bad Dog]

61. You're going to have to work with me on this,

especially the second line.

There was an old man called Lavoy Finicum.
He thought parks were just for richer mun.
He sat in a tarp 'till his penis went back in.
Poor old Lavoy Finicum!
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