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ashling

(25,771 posts) Fri Jan 8, 2016, 05:19 AM Jan 2016

Official Vanilla ISIS Haiku thread

I'll start:

Stalwart Patriot standing guard under tarp
But cows scatter
“fuck this shit!”

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Official Vanilla ISIS Haiku thread (Original Post) ashling Jan 2016 OP

Tarpsexuals. safeinOhio Jan 2016 #1

Here's mine: applegrove Jan 2016 #2

Here's mine iwillalwayswonderwhy Jan 2016 #3

Multiple use ashling Jan 2016 #4

One in the classical 5/7/5 form SwankyXomb Jan 2016 #5

Did you bring the snacks? KamaAina Jan 2016 #6

On and on this drags KamaAina Jan 2016 #7

I think they're probably Nantucket guys ... Whiskeytide Jan 2016 #8

safeinOhio

(38,048 posts)

1. Tarpsexuals.

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 05:49 AM

Jan 2016

Pretty strange.

applegrove

(133,101 posts)

2. Here's mine:

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 05:54 AM

Jan 2016

Covetous of ISIS onslaught, mericans fancy
Cattle-phate steps up
And in it

iwillalwayswonderwhy

(2,729 posts)

3. Here's mine

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 06:56 AM

Jan 2016

We like Doritos,
An organized militia,
Could use tasty snacks.

ashling

(25,771 posts)

4. Multiple use

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 11:26 AM

Jan 2016

Sent old dirty socks
No snacks, but
they are kind of crunchy

SwankyXomb

(2,030 posts)

5. One in the classical 5/7/5 form

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 01:41 PM

Jan 2016

Winter nears its peak
White militia must have snacks
Is it not terror?

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

6. Did you bring the snacks?

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 01:46 PM

Jan 2016

I thought you brought the snacks, Joe.
Who brought the damn snacks?!

Note: True haiku is supposed to be associated with one of the four seasons; all other 5-7-5 verse is senryu. But Vanilla ISIS is associated with winter, so I think we're good.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

7. On and on this drags

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 01:57 PM

Jan 2016

Someone drank all our money
This is for the birds.

Whiskeytide

(4,661 posts)

8. I think they're probably Nantucket guys ...

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 02:32 PM

Jan 2016

There once was a rancher in blue
A tarp of extraordinary hue
He looked in his sack
Found it wanting of snack
And cried "Obama took my jerky,too".

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