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SummerSnow

(12,608 posts) Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:45 PM Jan 2016

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Please caption Cruz and Trump!!

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Please caption Cruz and Trump!! (Original Post) SummerSnow Jan 2016 OP

Excuse me son, you are in the way randys1 Jan 2016 #1

Ted--I am your real father... First Speaker Jan 2016 #2

Donald, "I just sneezed in my hand..... imanamerican63 Jan 2016 #3

" Canada is that way dude" SummerSnow Jan 2016 #4

"Keep turning, Raphael." Just a little bit more and I'll be able to stab him in the back! madinmaryland Jan 2016 #5

What a lovely accent you have, Canadian? B Calm Jan 2016 #6

Not now, Ted. You can shake my dick later. nt Xipe Totec Jan 2016 #7

You call that a muscle? I have a YUUUGE muscle! In fact ... 11 Bravo Jan 2016 #8

MAAAAAAN YOU ARE ONE PATHETIC LOSER! (Dumb & Dumber) B Calm Jan 2016 #9

Trump: I'm more for stopping H-1B Visas, Cruz: No, I'm now also for stopping H-1B Visas... cascadiance Jan 2016 #10

No the wet fart does not show at all dembotoz Jan 2016 #11

randys1

(16,286 posts)

1. Excuse me son, you are in the way

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:46 PM

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First Speaker

(4,858 posts)

2. Ted--I am your real father...

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:48 PM

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imanamerican63

(13,725 posts)

3. Donald, "I just sneezed in my hand.....

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:49 PM

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so let me wipe it on your white shirt!" Cruz, "That okay big daddy!"

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

4. " Canada is that way dude"

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:51 PM

Jan 2016

madinmaryland

(64,931 posts)

5. "Keep turning, Raphael." Just a little bit more and I'll be able to stab him in the back!

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:51 PM

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B Calm

(28,762 posts)

6. What a lovely accent you have, Canadian?

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:51 PM

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Xipe Totec

(43,888 posts)

7. Not now, Ted. You can shake my dick later. nt

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:55 PM

Jan 2016

11 Bravo

(23,925 posts)

8. You call that a muscle? I have a YUUUGE muscle! In fact ...

Reply to SummerSnow (Original post)

Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:56 PM

Jan 2016

I have almost as many muscles as I have chins and turkey neck wattles.

B Calm

(28,762 posts)

9. MAAAAAAN YOU ARE ONE PATHETIC LOSER! (Dumb & Dumber)

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 06:57 PM

Jan 2016

cascadiance

(19,537 posts)

10. Trump: I'm more for stopping H-1B Visas, Cruz: No, I'm now also for stopping H-1B Visas...

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 07:01 PM

Jan 2016

Rubio (off mike) - No Cruz, like other corporate people you were for H-1B visas before you were against them… At least Hillary hasn't changed her mind and listens to those with money like I do and you should. And Donald, if you think that minimum wage is too high, why are you saying you are against H-1B? H-1B helps keep lower the 99%'s wages for all of us billionaires and other corporate people…
(avoids saying anything about Bernie of course!)

dembotoz

(16,784 posts)

11. No the wet fart does not show at all

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Mon Jan 11, 2016, 07:19 PM

Jan 2016

i know it feels squishy

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