Please caption Cruz and Trump!!

[SummerSnow]

[randys1]

1. Excuse me son, you are in the way

[First Speaker]

2. Ted--I am your real father...

[imanamerican63]

3. Donald, "I just sneezed in my hand.....

so let me wipe it on your white shirt!" Cruz, "That okay big daddy!"

[SummerSnow]

4. " Canada is that way dude"

[madinmaryland]

5. "Keep turning, Raphael." Just a little bit more and I'll be able to stab him in the back!

[B Calm]

6. What a lovely accent you have, Canadian?

[Xipe Totec]

7. Not now, Ted. You can shake my dick later. nt

[11 Bravo]

8. You call that a muscle? I have a YUUUGE muscle! In fact ...

I have almost as many muscles as I have chins and turkey neck wattles.

[B Calm]

9. MAAAAAAN YOU ARE ONE PATHETIC LOSER! (Dumb & Dumber)

[cascadiance]

10. Trump: I'm more for stopping H-1B Visas, Cruz: No, I'm now also for stopping H-1B Visas...

Rubio (off mike) - No Cruz, like other corporate people you were for H-1B visas before you were against them… At least Hillary hasn't changed her mind and listens to those with money like I do and you should. And Donald, if you think that minimum wage is too high, why are you saying you are against H-1B? H-1B helps keep lower the 99%'s wages for all of us billionaires and other corporate people…
(avoids saying anything about Bernie of course!)

[dembotoz]

11. No the wet fart does not show at all

i know it feels squishy