Someone sent the militia a bag of dicks!

[Dr Hobbitstein]

Oregon militia organizers are getting fed up with all the unhelpful emails and obscene material being dumped off at the occupied wildlife refuge.

However, organizer Jon Ritzheimer is really taking issue with the enormous package (NPI) he just received – A huge phallic sex toy and a “bag of d*cks” that appear to be made out of candy.

“It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world,” Ritzheimer said in a Facebook message. “I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost.”

The Oregon militiaman does seem to like the idea of reselling the items on eBay.

http://deadstate.org/oregon-militia-leader-is-really-sad-please-stop-sending-us-your-hate-mail/

I love that this happened on my birthday! Best. Birthday. Ever.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Those pricks asked for reinforcements and got them nt

[JustAnotherGen]

4. Snort!

[Dr Hobbitstein]

12. Which brings us to our next question...

How many dicks are in a bag?

[Glassunion]

15. Depends...

I forget how many pricks are in a peck of pickles.

[L. Coyote]

18. DUzy. Excellente. Y mira, someone is really pissed off:

[center]

[panader0]

2. Happy Birthday!

[Dr Hobbitstein]

9. Thanks! nt

[Takket]

3. I wonder if Trump will say they've been schlonged!

[SpookyDem]

5. Probably a bag of dicks from SKD Tactical

http://www.skdtac.com/skd-bag-of-dicks-p/skd.808.htm

[LiberalElite]

13. and they're packed in camouflage bags!

What's not to like!

[MuseRider]

6. Someone actually did it!

Funny.

Happy Birthday!

[Dr Hobbitstein]

10. Thanks! nt

[2naSalit]

7. Hapy Birthday!

[Dr Hobbitstein]

11. Thank you! nt

[SwankyXomb]

8. Isn't he the guy

who posted a suicide-by-cop note on youtube?

[deminks]

14. Happy Birthday to you and to me!

[Initech]

16. A bag of dicks for a bunch of dicks. I like it!

[Blue Owl]

17. Suck away, fuckos...

n/t