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Dr Hobbitstein

(6,568 posts)
Tue Jan 12, 2016, 08:02 PM Jan 2016

Someone sent the militia a bag of dicks!

Oregon militia organizers are getting fed up with all the unhelpful emails and obscene material being dumped off at the occupied wildlife refuge.

However, organizer Jon Ritzheimer is really taking issue with the enormous package (NPI) he just received – A huge phallic sex toy and a “bag of d*cks” that appear to be made out of candy.

“It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world,” Ritzheimer said in a Facebook message. “I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost.”

The Oregon militiaman does seem to like the idea of reselling the items on eBay.


I love that this happened on my birthday! Best. Birthday. Ever.

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Someone sent the militia a bag of dicks! (Original Post) Dr Hobbitstein Jan 2016 OP
Those pricks asked for reinforcements and got them nt Xipe Totec Jan 2016 #1
Snort! JustAnotherGen Jan 2016 #4
Which brings us to our next question... Dr Hobbitstein Jan 2016 #12
Depends... Glassunion Jan 2016 #15
DUzy. Excellente. Y mira, someone is really pissed off: L. Coyote Jan 2016 #18
Happy Birthday! panader0 Jan 2016 #2
Thanks! nt Dr Hobbitstein Jan 2016 #9
I wonder if Trump will say they've been schlonged! Takket Jan 2016 #3
Probably a bag of dicks from SKD Tactical SpookyDem Jan 2016 #5
and they're packed in camouflage bags! LiberalElite Jan 2016 #13
Someone actually did it! MuseRider Jan 2016 #6
Thanks! nt Dr Hobbitstein Jan 2016 #10
Hapy Birthday! 2naSalit Jan 2016 #7
Thank you! nt Dr Hobbitstein Jan 2016 #11
Isn't he the guy SwankyXomb Jan 2016 #8
Happy Birthday to you and to me! deminks Jan 2016 #14
A bag of dicks for a bunch of dicks. I like it! Initech Jan 2016 #16
Suck away, fuckos... Blue Owl Jan 2016 #17
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