Oregon militants want you to stop sending them dildos

[SHRED]

http://mashable.com/2016/01/13/oregon-militia-dildos/#DdI2H.SZ8mqg

I guess they have enough now.

[TIME TO PANIC]

1. K & R !

LOL!

[KamaAina]

2. Stop sending them here

Ammon Bundy, c/o Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, 36391 Sodhouse Lane, Princeton, OR 97721.

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. They had to design a new flag for themselves...........

[redstatebluegirl]

3. Do I have to???? It is so much fun!

[stone space]

4. gunlickers

[Orsino]

5. Sure, but planning ahead isn't one of their strengths.

Those things do wear out if used correctly.

[Adsos Letter]

6. And bags of dicks.

"...complained about receiving “an enormous dildo” and a bag of penis-shaped candies..."

[OregonBlue]

7. Send them a case of penis pumps so they can finally be the "big men" they pretend to be.

[Egnever]

9. which of course ensures they get more dildos

Dildo manufacturers are rejoicing!

[Hekate]

10. "We are NOT dickless! So stop saying that!"