Here's an easy way to test Ted Cruz's alligence...

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...give him a slice of ham. If he says "thanks for the bacon", you know right then and there he ain;t down with the USA.

[MADem]

1. Play "O Canada!" and see if he leaps to his feet.....?

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2. Movie "Canadian Bacon" as a guide

Michael Moore gave us lots of ways to detect "them". They walk amongst us!

Wonder if SNL will have Cruz debating in a RCMP uniform?

[MisterP]

4. heck, VT is practically Canadese--we're gonna be seeing this from both parties

[NightWatcher]

3. Offer a Tim Hortons coffee and a Starbucks

I'm an amurican but so help me I'd fail the test. I prefer Hortons any day to the bitter Starbucks.

[Populist_Prole]

5. There's a couple of bona-fide birthers where I work

They were so right after election day 2008, well before I've heard of the term "birther".

Boy are they twisting themselves into knots now. It's a wonder if they can even digest food or take a crap. I mean, you can literally see them blanch and squirm when confronted with "gotchas" from center-right and even right types. It's as if to say in a hissy whisper "Yeah yeah, I know, but c'mon, shuttup....he's on our side"

I don't even have to say a word to those gits. Their look is priceless.

[KamaAina]

6. Ask him what the last letter of the alphabet is.

If he says "zed", he's busted.

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8. LOL here's another one...ask about his favorite football team..

...if he says "Calgary Stampeeders"...boom busted!

[KamaAina]

7. South Park should totally do a GOP debate scene

with Cruz's mouth flopping open like Terrance and Phillip's.