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403Forbidden

(166 posts) Fri Jan 15, 2016, 10:58 PM Jan 2016

Here's an easy way to test Ted Cruz's alligence...

...give him a slice of ham. If he says "thanks for the bacon", you know right then and there he ain;t down with the USA.

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Here's an easy way to test Ted Cruz's alligence... (Original Post) 403Forbidden Jan 2016 OP

Play "O Canada!" and see if he leaps to his feet.....? MADem Jan 2016 #1

Movie "Canadian Bacon" as a guide unc70 Jan 2016 #2

heck, VT is practically Canadese--we're gonna be seeing this from both parties MisterP Jan 2016 #4

Offer a Tim Hortons coffee and a Starbucks NightWatcher Jan 2016 #3

There's a couple of bona-fide birthers where I work Populist_Prole Jan 2016 #5

Ask him what the last letter of the alphabet is. KamaAina Jan 2016 #6

LOL here's another one...ask about his favorite football team.. 403Forbidden Jan 2016 #8

South Park should totally do a GOP debate scene KamaAina Jan 2016 #7

MADem

(135,425 posts)

1. Play "O Canada!" and see if he leaps to his feet.....?

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Fri Jan 15, 2016, 11:23 PM

Jan 2016

unc70

(6,514 posts)

2. Movie "Canadian Bacon" as a guide

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Fri Jan 15, 2016, 11:35 PM

Jan 2016

Michael Moore gave us lots of ways to detect "them". They walk amongst us!

Wonder if SNL will have Cruz debating in a RCMP uniform?

MisterP

(23,730 posts)

4. heck, VT is practically Canadese--we're gonna be seeing this from both parties

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Sat Jan 16, 2016, 02:06 PM

Jan 2016

NightWatcher

(39,382 posts)

3. Offer a Tim Hortons coffee and a Starbucks

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Sat Jan 16, 2016, 12:38 AM

Jan 2016

I'm an amurican but so help me I'd fail the test. I prefer Hortons any day to the bitter Starbucks.

Populist_Prole

(5,364 posts)

5. There's a couple of bona-fide birthers where I work

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Sat Jan 16, 2016, 03:10 PM

Jan 2016

They were so right after election day 2008, well before I've heard of the term "birther".

Boy are they twisting themselves into knots now. It's a wonder if they can even digest food or take a crap. I mean, you can literally see them blanch and squirm when confronted with "gotchas" from center-right and even right types. It's as if to say in a hissy whisper "Yeah yeah, I know, but c'mon, shuttup....he's on our side"

I don't even have to say a word to those gits. Their look is priceless.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

6. Ask him what the last letter of the alphabet is.

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Sat Jan 16, 2016, 03:43 PM

Jan 2016

If he says "zed", he's busted.

403Forbidden

(166 posts)

8. LOL here's another one...ask about his favorite football team..

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #6)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 01:39 PM

Jan 2016

...if he says "Calgary Stampeeders"...boom busted!

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

7. South Park should totally do a GOP debate scene

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Sat Jan 16, 2016, 03:46 PM

Jan 2016

with Cruz's mouth flopping open like Terrance and Phillip's.

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