So called "big Donald Trump announcement"

[SummerSnow]

coming up on CNN.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Que Sarah, Sarah. nt

[redwitch]

2. LOL!

Good one!

[L. Coyote]

4. She only agreed after he offered her a million bucks

and Secretary of State.

[Xipe Totec]

5. A million bucks, a rifle, and a helicopter. nt

[L. Coyote]

6. And a free ranch from his friend Ammon.

[pinboy3niner]

7. And snacks

And bendy straws. Reportedly one of the things a sponsor must provide when she does a speaking engagement.

[L. Coyote]

9. And half the lube stash.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

8. Don't doubt it... not gonna save tRump...

Bernie will crush that a-hole.

Bernie & Elizabeth 2016!!!

[L. Coyote]

13. You nailed it, the Quitter and the Donald. "You're fired." "No, I quit."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. It will be YUUUGE.

I thought it was that he'd hired some cheerleaders. Could this be even yuuger?

[NightWatcher]

10. I bet he's endorsed Jesus Friggin Christ

And Trump being the religious man he is, mispronounces Jesus and Christ. Jeebus Grist.

[pinboy3niner]

11. Bristol Palin: I hope my mom endorses Trump

January 19, 2016, 01:00 pm
By Jesse Byrnes

Bristol Palin on Tuesday urged her mom, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, to endorse Donald Trump over Republican presidential rival Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas).

The younger Palin took to her blog to note that her mom "has consistently supported" Cruz and accuse the Texas senator of "arrogance" for thinking a Trump endorsement could hurt her.

"After hearing what Cruz is now saying about my mom, in a negative knee-jerk reaction, makes me hope my mom does endorse Trump," Bristol Palin wrote in her blog post that her mom shared on her Facebook page and tweeted to her 1.2 million followers.

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http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/266305-bristol-palin-i-hope-my-mom-does-endorse-trump

[tanyev]

12. Let me fix one thing for you.

Nancy French, paid by Sarah Palin and writing in the name of Bristol Palin: I hope my mom endorses Trump.