Ted Cruz joke: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

[cali]

It saves time.

[morningfog]

1. Good one.

[Glamrock]

2. Because

He's so dislike-able!

[Recursion]

3. It saves time

(Oh, sorry, just saw you posted the punchline. It's fucking true, though...)

[2pooped2pop]

4. He reminds me of Jon Lovitz's smarmy character

[djean111]

5. Bwah! First time I heard that, it was David Steinberg recounting how he said that to

Bea Arthur, when he was directing Golden Girls. She asked him why people took such an instant dislike to her.

[TexasProgresive]

6. Roberta Flack had it in one line

The first time ever I saw your face
Your face
Your face
Your face

Not the rest of the song.

[Mendocino]

7. What's not to like?

Everything! Even his daughter doesn't like him.