"If there's no autposy, you'll know I was murdered!" WOW! Er...what's an "autposy?"

[Miles Archer]

Posted by one of my conservative friends on Facebook.

[Hortensis]

1. LOL. I sure hope the family will be persuaded to

allow an official inquest. It wouldn't put the nuts in the can, of course, but it would limit the damage they can do.

[hobbit709]

2. Maybe he meant an autistic flower.

[IDemo]

3. A difficult yoga move?

[liberal N proud]

4. Is the Moran guy creating signs again?

[LiberalElite]

5. Yeh - what's an "autposy"? nt

[LiberalElite]

6. ? Are these his last words?

Maybe he should have taken a No-Doz and stayed awake all night.

[TexasProgresive]

7. I believe the law of Texas was circumvented

Not having an autopsy leaves the field wide open to a lot of claptrap. It is not the will of the family to prevent the state from performing an autopsy in unattended and unexpected death.

CODE OF CRIMINAL PROCEDURE

TITLE 1. CODE OF CRIMINAL PROCEDURE

CHAPTER 49. INQUESTS UPON DEAD BODIES

SUBCHAPTER A. DUTIES PERFORMED BY JUSTICES OF THE PEACE
Art. 49.03. POWERS AND DUTIES. The powers granted and duties imposed on a justice of the peace under this article are independent of the powers and duties of a law enforcement agency investigating a death.

Amended by Acts 1987, 70th Leg., ch. 529, Sec. 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1987.


Art. 49.04. DEATHS REQUIRING AN INQUEST. (a) A justice of the peace shall conduct an inquest into the death of a person who dies in the county served by the justice if:

(1) the person dies in prison under circumstances other than those described by Section 501.055(b), Government Code, or in jail;

(2) the person dies an unnatural death from a cause other than a legal execution;

(3) the body or a body part of a person is found, the cause or circumstances of death are unknown, and:

(A) the person is identified; or

(B) the person is unidentified;

(4) the circumstances of the death indicate that the death may have been caused by unlawful means;

(5) the person commits suicide or the circumstances of the death indicate that the death may have been caused by suicide;

(6) the person dies without having been attended by a physician;

(7) the person dies while attended by a physician who is unable to certify the cause of death and who requests the justice of the peace to conduct an inquest; or

(8) the person is a child younger than six years of age and an inquest is required by Chapter 264, Family Code.

(b) Except as provided by Subsection (c) of this section, a physician who attends the death of a person and who is unable to certify the cause of death shall report the death to the justice of the peace of the precinct where the death occurred and request that the justice conduct an inquest.
http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/CR/htm/CR.49.htm

[Zen Democrat]

8. What's an "autposy?"

[pinboy3niner]

9. The misspelled name of a James Bond villain?

[msanthrope]

12. Well played Mr. Goldfinger, well played. nt

[malaise]

10. Get A Brains Morans

[Yo_Mama]

11. An image of you in the casket with your dead hands holding a flower arrangement? n/t

[hifiguy]

13. Yup, why should an obese 79 year-old man

have a massive, fatal heart attack? That NEVER happens, right?

[spanone]

14. because 79 year old overweight men just NEVER die of heart attacks