Dumbya is speaking now

[malaise]

Oh Dear - Comedy Hour

[CentralMass]

1. I thought I saw my lights dim.

[brucefan]

2. He looks like hell!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. Got a little gin blossom going there.

[deminks]

3. I had to turn the channel, but

I got a glimpse and W doesn't look so hot, and his slurring is exceptional tonight.

[DamnYankeeInHouston]

11. "His slurring is exceptional tonight!" Good one.

Thanks for watching so I don't have to. I love DU!

[malaise]

13. I am having problems following him

only at the end he was audible and clear - fugg the both of them


I will watch Trump's response

[underpants]

4. Warsucktawney W. 6 more weaks of Jeb?

Here

[blm]

26. HAH!!!!!

.

[Dawson Leery]

5. See my sig line.

[leveymg]

6. Compared to the Clown Car kids, he's practically an intellectual giant.

How low can they go? Scary, isn't it?

[malaise]

9. How low - well Trump will respond at his rally at 7.00pm

Dumya is using biblical quotes to deal with Trump - this is farce on steroids.

[hifiguy]

38. Well, in that case he's teeing it up for the vulgar talking yam.

"Now watch this drive."

[lpbk2713]

7. Where is that guy with the shoes when we really need him?

[malaise]

10. Hahahahha

I'll never forget that day

[spanone]

15. here's the real footage, that one's photoshopped :)

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[malaise]

16. Bwaaaaaaaaaahh

[spanone]

19. and accompanying music!!!!!!!!

[malaise]

20. Poppy, Dumbya

and JebusEnoughFUggingBushes

[CentralMass]

24. Moe, Larry, cheese.

[hifiguy]

34. the cheese, the cheese!!!

I know that Stooges short.

[livetohike]

17. A classic. Thanks for resurrecting this.

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. Ha!

[hifiguy]

36. The high point of his pretzeldency. No doubt about it.

[Stallion]

8. He Did Speak Up for Immigration Policies that Allowed SC Governor to Become Citizen

good for him

[malaise]

14. He's pushing the kept us safe

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Trump up next

[hifiguy]

33. Chimpy saying that is like the reporter asking

"apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play??"

[malaise]

37. Freaking perfect

They really bought that meme about repeating the lie until people buy it.
These lies have been smashed to smithereens

[IcyPeas]

18. ewww this is so incestuous

I caught a couple of lies.... he kept us safe... one of the most popular presidents......

feel free to add your own.

[malaise]

21. I didn't understand most of what he said

He's close to incoherent

[IcyPeas]

23. There's an old saying in Tennessee....

" -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." -- Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

we won't get fooled again with another bush in the whitehouse.

[rbrnmw]

25. Was that speaking????

He sounded like the Peanuts teacher after a 2 week drunken binge

[DesertFlower]

27. i can't look at him. he damaged the

country so badly with the war in iraq and tax cuts for the rich. it will take decades to recover.

[southerncrone]

28. More like blathering about himself than speaking.

[napi21]

29. Did you hear that big blatant LIE he just told?

He said "911 made me become something I never wanted to be...a war president. What a efing joke! He wrote a damn book, BEFORE he was selected an in it he said 'My father had all this political capital built up when he drove the Iraqis out of Kuwait and he wasted it.' He said, 'If I have a chance to invade...if I had that much capital, I'm not going to waste it." And NOW he claims never to have wanted to be a war president! He has gotten WORSE since he retired!

edited or spelling

[malaise]

31. That's amazing

They are sick

[B Calm]

30. Wow that should really help Jeb. LOL

[hifiguy]

32. I have no doubt at all that the Queen's English is

taking an almighty beating.

[malaise]

35. It was more than the English

As DamnYankeeInHouston wrote upthread, the slurring is worse than ever

[hifiguy]

40. I swear the only time he's ever stopped drinking

is when he passes out.

Who can forget the Chimp embarrassing the entire human race? Moments that will live in history....

At the Olympics in Beijing,drunk as a boiled owl:





Losing a fight with a door, also in Beijing:



Scaring the bejesus out of Angela Merkel:



Whatta maroon! Whatta ta-ra-ra-goon-de-ay!

[malaise]

42. You folks hav eme cracking up here

It's hilarious.
Seriously, I can't help but observe the gentle breeze sweeping DU these past few days.

[hifiguy]

47. The look on his daughter's face in the first one is priceless.

I can only imagine that she's thinking "this drunken doofus CAN'T be my real father."

[malaise]

49. Shameful indeed

I'd disown him too

[Elwood P Dowd]

39. Craig Ferguson has a tape of Bush practicing a speech.

[malaise]

41. Bwaaaaaaaaaah hahahahha - that was great

and he was worse than that tonight

[shark]

43. -BRAIN DEAD-

What a asswipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malaise]

50. Welcome to DU Shark

[Lucinda]

44. Is he out stumping for Jeb? n/t

[malaise]

45. Yep - he was pathetic

[Lucinda]

46. Oh lord...I hope there will be video.

[malaise]

48. There is - it was live

Chris Hayes will probably show it

[hifiguy]

51. Just from the stills, the real thing had to resemble nothing so much

as a couple of 747s hitting a gas-tank farm somewhere in north Jersey. Which is a weirdly appropriate metaphor, given his performance in office.

[Lucinda]

52. I'm definitely going to track it down!