"Me? I didn't chop down no cherry tree!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("When's your lease up?&quot Trump is saying: "Greta, let's get this straight. I know what they say, but I don't lie. . . . I simply don't do it. . . . In fact, I'm the most truthful man alive. . . . I'm so truthful I'd tell you if I was lying when I just said I don't lie. . . . Let them try to argue with that!"



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Above CAPTION based on the following transcript and clip at News Hounds:

http://www.newshounds.us/donald_trump_i_don_t_lie_i_m_too_truthful_022016

[Risen Demon]

1. "This isn't a hairpiece!"

[imanamerican63]

2. Trum, "I only lie when the timing is right, that how I became rich and powerful"!

[underpants]

3. Thank you Greta for working in a GOP talking point about Hillary

into a softball question that you aren't going to follow up

[underpants]

4. I'm great! I'm awesome! It's true, has to be, I've said it many many times

[skip fox]

5. The Donald is saying:

"George Washington is a wanker compared to me!"

[Johonny]

6. I actually communicated last night with the ghost of Ronald Reagan and that's not a lie.

He told me your doing good Donald... great. The best.

[skip fox]

7. The Donald is thinking:

"Darn tooting, I don't lie. . .. I prefer to call it prevaricate, perjure, evade, fabricate, invent, fib, libel, and falsify. . . . After all, 'lie' is such a simple word, don't you think Greta?"

[skip fox]

8. The Donald is saying:

"Are you kidding, Greta. It must be true because I said it."