Pick or Suggest a secret service codename for Donald Trump

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Last edited Tue Feb 23, 2016, 12:26 PM - Edit history (2)

13 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Agent Orange
	7 (54%)
	Raging Citrus
	0 (0%)
	Pumpkin Piehole
	1 (8%)
	Mimosa
	0 (0%)
	Wall-e
	0 (0%)
	Howler
	2 (15%)
	Herr-ball
	0 (0%)
	A Yam What A Yam
	0 (0%)
	Hair Force One
	3 (23%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[bemildred]

1. Howler. nt

[Xipe Totec]

17. Added

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Tumbleweed Yam

[Mosby]

3. mad dog or peaches

[Sanity Claws]

4. Agent Orange is perfect

It describes his long-term toxic nature.

[COLGATE4]

5. YAM ONE nt

[longship]

6. Pink!

Or some other name only he would take as offensive.

[Dustlawyer]

7. I'm partial to "Fluffy" myself!

[longship]

8. I've got it! "Hairdo"

I'd go for "Pink Hairdo" but I think the secret service tends to keep code names brief. So "Hairdo" is it.

[Uben]

9. The "Mouth"

That would be the most fitting

[Jester Messiah]

10. Tornado, Hurricane, Typhoon...

Hm, what are some other things that represent a huge blast of wind...?

[dixiegrrrrl]

41. Fart man???

[Jester Messiah]

43. Best MegaMan villain ever! :-D [nt]

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

11. Asshat

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[Tierra_y_Libertad]

12. Hairball or Harebrain

[Xipe Totec]

16. Added with slight modification

[dixiegrrrrl]

42. Mein Hair........... n/t

[Xipe Totec]

60. Awesome!

[Javaman]

13. Toupe nt

[DetlefK]

14. Hugh S.

[muriel_volestrangler]

15. Benito (nt)

[Xipe Totec]

61. Il Douche nt

[beac]

18. Agent Orange is what popped into my head as soon as I read your subject line, so it got my vote.

Though "Pumpkin Piehole" is extremely apt as well!

[Wounded Bear]

19. Rapunzel...

vain, has hair, lives in an ivory tower.

[Glassunion]

20. I didn't know the secret service protects those who lose elections.

However, my vote would be for: Runner-Up

[TeamPooka]

39. #bazinga

[tblue37]

69. Trump already has them protecting him. So does Berne, whose code name is "Intrepid," which

suits him well.

The SS has a name for Trump already. It is "Mogul."

(Being surrounded by SS sounds appropriate for him, doesn't it. Wrong SS, though.)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

21. Backpfeifengesicht. nt

[Lizzie Poppet]

22. Wankpuffin. (nm)

[hamsterjill]

23. Umpa Lumpa.

I'm sorry, but it's just a very clear thing to me!

[mercuryblues]

24. largemouth bass

[L. Coyote]

25. Regnom Etah

Oh wait, did I spell that backwards?

[Solly Mack]

26. The Tribble

[lapfog_1]

27. combover - n/t

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

49. That's the first thing that came to my mind too. :)

The comb-over.

[olddots]

28. Parasite

N.T.

[3catwoman3]

29. Crasshole.

eom

[underpants]

30. Umpa pooper

[whatthehey]

31. Moby Dick

Realistically can't be an insult or obvious disrespect. Needs to be something taken both ways.

So he'll most likely think it's a compliment to his endowment or, if he's more literate than we give him credit for, the target of obssessive attachment.

Whereas we know it would be chosen referring to an amorphous overly white wrecking machine with an enormous blowhole.

[Xipe Totec]

32. That's why I like Mimosa - Combination of Orange & Champagne nt

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

33. "Wankpuffin"

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. I came here to post my vote for this.

[MowCowWhoHow III]

34. Hair Force One

[Xipe Totec]

35. Added

[tk2kewl]

36. Annoying Orange

https://www.youtube.com/user/realannoyingorange

[Kalidurga]

37. Dodging Bullets

no particular reason.

[Xyzse]

38. Oompa Loompa?

[Gothmog]

40. The Toupe

[Arazi]

45. He actually already has SS protection and a name (spoiler alert)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/donald-trump-gets-his-secret-839077



Mogul

[maveric]

46. Shithead n/t

[OldHippieChick]

47. Very clever.

Thank you very much for my best laugh of the day.

[Vinca]

48. The Orangutan.

A nod to Bill Maher. LOL.

[onecaliberal]

85. That would be my choice as well

[Marr]

50. Bald Ego. /nt

[BlandGrenade]

51. Now THAT is a great one!

BALD EGO!

[demmiblue]

57. Heh!

[Champion Jack]

52. Combover King

[Half-Century Man]

53. Ferret top.

[BlandGrenade]

54. Dumb Donald

copper top

DADDY WHOREBUX

Commander-in-queef

The big orange mistake

SCROTUS

And hopefully one day...

Satan's belt buckle

[merrily]

55. None of the above: Let 'im bray.

[Freddie]

56. Squirrel

As in "on his head"

[MH1]

58. I like Charlie Pierce's moniker for Trump

"vulgar talking yam"

[moondust]

59. Diarrhea. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

65. Dieharrdhea with a vengeance. nt

[backscatter712]

62. HitlerDick.

Oh, and for your reading pleasure (somewhat NSFW)

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/hitler-had-a-deformed-micro-penis-and-only-one-testicle-medical-records-reveal/

[Rex]

63. Golden Turd 1

I will let people guess as to whom might be Golden Turd 2.

[Xipe Totec]

64. Already named #2 - Quetzalcuacha, the plumed turd

and as a bonus, in Mexican vernacular, a fart is called a 'pluma'; a feather.

[Generic Brad]

66. The Apprentice

How could that not be his code name?

[Xipe Totec]

71. Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!

From Les Miserables

[Still Sensible]

67. Hemorrhoid n/t

[Xipe Totec]

68. Carrotoid nt

[tabasco]

70. Big Mouth One

Fuck Up 666

[FSogol]

72. Buffoon-One or Methane or Combover or Piehole

[Stinky The Clown]

73. Hair Farce One

Slight change to your final choice.

[greendog]

74. Yambo!

[Xipe Totec]

75. That one made me laugh out loud!

[morningfog]

76. Shit fuck.

[dragonfly301]

77. Buffoon is the first thing that came to mind (eom)

[Hortensis]

87. Good one. Somehow I suspect it was floated

before discarded with a sigh. How about just "pumpkin?"

[liberalfromaustin21]

78. Messyhair (nt)

[VMA131Marine]

79. Easy..... The Apprentice nt

[Xipe Totec]

80. Easier - The reprobate nt

[VMA131Marine]

86. My idea is funnier

Because it's ironic...

[CanonRay]

81. Mein Furher?

[Xipe Totec]

83. Mein Furry. nt

[PoliticAverse]

82. Vulgarian...

I miss Spy magazine.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-graydon-carter-fingers_us_561574b8e4b0fad1591a8beb

[Xipe Totec]

84. Cracked Vulgar Cracker. nt

[Erose999]

88. Hairplugs McMicropenis