"Jesus and me? We go way back!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("Gumming up the cerebral cortex for over fifty years&quot O'Reilly is saying: "Somebody needs to set the Pope straight, and I'm just the guy to do it. . . . If I was granted an audience, I'd tell him about how Jesus would support building build a wall to keep the Mexicans out. . . . (Heck, I can even imagine a photo-shoot with Jesus laying the first brick on the cover of USA Today!) . . And then I'd tell him how Jesus would boycott all sanctuary cities . . . . (Just picture Christ frowning from above the fold on the first page of the New York Times!) . . . . And then I'd tell him how Jesus would publically anoint me as his spokesperson. . . . (I can even imagine the ceremony beneath the Capitol Dome on the cover of Time after it names us Men of the Year!) . . . Frankly, I'd tell Pope Francis a lot about Jesus. . . . But it makes me wonder. . . . He's the Pope. . . . Why doesn't he know these things? . . . Makes me wonder."


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Above CAPTION based on the following O'Reilly transcript at News Hounds:

http://www.newshounds.us/o_reilly_lectures_the_pope_about_christianity_and_immigration_022216

[Johonny]

1. And finally, Satan, I would very much like to speak with him.

Now my next guest needs no introduction, Ted Cruz...

[underpants]

2. Pope says, "Bill, have your people contact Kim Davis's people...

they know how to make things happen"

[underpants]

3. Me sanctimonious? Nah I just include the Pope in my "...and other stuff" file

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4. Bill-o is saying:

"If the Pope wants to see me, I suggest he have his people petition my people for an audience. . . . I can tell you right now I'd be very receptive to the idea."

[skip fox]

5. Bil-O is saying:

"And since we know how Scalia would have voted on all the cases before the court presently, the logical next step would be to allow those cases to be voted on by the surviving members and then accept Scalia's intended vote. . . . In fact, since we know how he would have voted on nearly everything, and realizing he should have lived at least another 20 years, why . . ."