******GOP Debate Debacle Thread Three. Bring it Home!******

[nolabear]

MAN, what a fight!

[bettyellen]

1. Links to thread two and one:

One:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7639808
Two:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027640198

[nolabear]

2. Apple. None of them understands any of this.

[valerief]

10. Is anyone listening to what they're saying (other than "fruit salad of their life")?

[flamingdem]

3. Rubio Abruptly Departs #GOPdebate After Low-Battery Warning

Borowitz lol

[nolabear]

6. LOL! This thing IS going on forever.

[nolabear]

4. WHY are Kaisich and Carson still there?

[IcyPeas]

14. they are just bookends for show at this point.

[RKP5637]

25. Ohhhhh, THAT, is good!!! LOL!!! n/t

[IcyPeas]

5. that was close to fisticuffs

[bettyellen]

9. I WISH!!!

[bettyellen]

7. Heroin is a big problem in NH. Because of Mexico.

[LannyDeVaney]

18. Can't believe Carson didn't jump on the heroin question, with reference to whatever drug he is on

[bettyellen]

21. I'd guess Oxy.

[RKP5637]

30. Yeah, talk about mellow and chilled out. Maybe he needs to share that with the world!!! n/t

[Blus4u]

8. Listening to these guys for two hours makes me want to shoot myself,

and I don't own a gun.

Peace

[nolabear]

12. Kumbaya, Baby. Breathe into this sack.

[Kittycat]

16. Kasich might have a few dozen on hand.

[metroins]

26. Cruz and Rubio will let you

Die on the street.

[Blus4u]

36. They'd probably run over me.

Religious Feedom and all, yah know?

[SummerSnow]

11. Wall for the brown people only.

Oh as he says only drugs come through Mexico.ass.

[Gregorian]

13. The TREES, the ROADS, the COUNTRYSIDE, the HEROIN. Call the Chamber of Commerce!

[bettyellen]

19. LOL. Good one!

[L. Coyote]

15. Trump want to build a wall on the short border, not the long one. Cuz it is shorter.

[valerief]

23. Shut up, Benny, and go finish your fruit salad!

[IcyPeas]

24. "Please Clap"

[metroins]

17. I think Rubio is winning

And I usually think Trump is.

[flamingdem]

28. Agree, Trump isn't terribly articulate and it doesn't look cute

against speedy gonzalez Rubio. Rubio showed some wit tonight also. Ut oh.

[nolabear]

20. They're into actual policy on Puerto Rico. Cue a Trump insult in 3...2...1...

[MindPilot]

31. Please somebody ask Trump a bankruptcy question! n/t

[nolabear]

22. Home stretch. And MAN do I need to stretch.

[L. Coyote]

27. O.K., let's get real during break, who has best make up?

No fair rewinding

[nolabear]

33. Hmmm...I'm going Carson. Kaisich's hair is sticking up and the others are sweaty.

Beta blockers are great things, man. Oh, and Trump. You know. Oompa Loompa #5.

[L. Coyote]

40. Carson needs a shave.

[nolabear]

29. Two religious movie ads. They know their audience don't they?

[flamingdem]

32. Fact Checker of Republican Debate Hospitalized for Exhaustion

more Borowitz

[Kali]

37. !

[kentuck]

63. !!

[GP6971]

34. I think Cruz is the loser tonite. n/t

[bettyellen]

47. Yep, I think he tanked hard.

[RKP5637]

35. OMG, Carson's starting a prayer session. n/t

[nolabear]

38. Oh Carson. Healing Hands...no honey. No.

[LannyDeVaney]

39. If Carson releases a commercial of him making fruit salad with his hands, he will be my hero

[nolabear]

41. Oh me too!

[LannyDeVaney]

42. This ending has truly setup for Trump to pull out a machine gun and fire it into the air

[RKP5637]

43. Finally, it's almost over, will I ever recover. Think I'll go eat some fruit salad. n/t

[nolabear]

48. With lots of nuts.

[RKP5637]

57. ...

[TBF]

78. I keep thinking of the Wiggles song

so does anyone else on here who has kids. Fruit salad, yummy, yummy ...

(listen through the commentary to get to the song)

You're welcome.

[RKP5637]

79. LOL!!!!!! n/t

[Gregorian]

44. Ben Carson's hands. A metaphor for America in an operating room.

I mean what is this guy doing in an election?

[RKP5637]

49. LOL! Promoting his book! n/t

[nolabear]

45. Silliness, loonyness, whatevs.

[demosocialist]

46. Thank you for the thread nolabear!

and the support bettyellen!

[nolabear]

51. It's been great. These people are NUTS.

[RKP5637]

54. Yep, thank you, it's been great!!! n/t

[JohnnyLib2]

58. Yes, thanks!

And take Friday off!

[LannyDeVaney]

50. So the guy who single-handedly shut down the gov't blames stuff on "those who make deals" ...

Because a true President would read Dr. Seuss on the Senate floor.

[L. Coyote]

52. "Get rid of silliness and looniness ..." Vote Rubio.

[flamingdem]

60. The Rubot should get a coupla points out of this

[LittleBlue]

53. This is the most vicious presidential politics I've ever seen

As great as it was, nothing has fundamentally changed. Everyone mostly repeated what they've said in the previous 85 debates.

[LannyDeVaney]

61. I agree ...

They all want to repeal ObamaCare. Wow, I didn't know that.

They all want to bomb everybody. Breaking news!

Anybody with skin darker than a Chick-Fil-A napkin needs to STFU. What a decisive candidate!

This was a joke. And Blitzer didn't help. He was horrible, but maybe nobody could moderate those nut-jobs.

[Gregorian]

55. Trump- I am more awesome than you!

You are all little people!

[nolabear]

56. AND it's a wrap! It was fun, folks. Vote early, vote often! Thanks bettyellen!

You're a better man than I am.

[bettyellen]

59. THANK YOU FOR THE THREE THREADS, DEAR NOLABEAR!!!!

[flamingdem]

62. Thanks yous guys it's been a blast

[procon]

64. Cruz just made a play for Sheldon Adelson's money,

by promising to make Jerusalem the capital of Israel.

[valerief]

65. Trump: "When you're a choker, you're always a choker."

Why am I thinking of David Carradine now?

[LittleBlue]

67. Jesus Christ

Why am I thinking of David Carradine now?

[L. Coyote]

66. Can't wait to see the videos of Trump insulting Cruz and Rubio. Joker and Liar.

Trump has dealt with the toughest people in the world ... he says, so it must be so.

"We can't have a joke artist." Trump ... Donny Dude, go home then.

[valerief]

70. No! Choke artist. "When you're a choker, you're always a choker."

Choker is even funnier!!!!

[Kali]

68. thanks!

whatever I am watching seems more delayed than what you all see but it is fun doing the threads at the same time.

[L. Coyote]

69. "We have to have somebody that doesn't sweat." Trump

Cuts right to the chase of what matters in a President.

[valerief]

72. "Rubio sweats too much."

The presidential election is officially a reality show.

[brooklynite]

71. How many folks here are still convinced Hillary Clinto can't beat these folks?

[gabeana]

76. Bernie supporter here

yes she can, but lets make easy for either of Hillary or Bernie please let it be Trump

[kentuck]

73. This is comedy of the highest order!

Someone could take the remarks on these three debate threads and write a wonderful play.

[LannyDeVaney]

74. Talk about pandering to the absolute most idiotic voter ..

Trump just said he was being audited because of his religion, since he was such a strong Christian.

Please, if only to help me sleep at night, tell me nobody in America fell for that line.

[flamingdem]

75. Trump is off tonight, he's better as a devil than an angel

But let's see if his numbers go up!

He did that just to dig into the Cruz evangelical vote, spite, what else could that be..

[Person 2713]

77. I think he messed up and should have said right wing / teaparty (which were targeted by the IRS),

a past controversy but he remembered it was one of his crazy bases just the wrong one.
Or he is starting to mixup truth like liar Cruz