Please come CAPTION last night's Clown Car of Stupid!!!!

[skip fox]

Marko ("I always wipe before I flush&quot Rubio just finished saying: "Trump here is doing wheelies in the street in terms of changing his position. . . Why I . . . in terms of his . . . Knows exactly. . . . wheelies in Trumps' ear . . . Pez position . . ."

Donald ("I've got a pack of jumbo condoms in my pocket&quot Trump is saying: "You, Marko or Mario or whatever you say your name is, you're a pathetic choke artist! You probably get performance anxiety at the ATM. . . . And Teddy, here, . . . What a creep!. . . He can't open his mouth without lying! . . . Another sick loser!"

Teddy ("I got a pair of panties in my pocket&quot Cruz is about to say: "How can I be lying when I say I'm telling the truth, unless I'm lying about telling the truth and then don't tell the truth, which is what I say I'm not doing. . . . It makes absolutely no sense!"


Ben ("Don't I get to talk?&quot Carson is thinking off stage: "When are they going to ask me about brain aneurisms?"

[datguy_6]

1. The 3 Stooges...

[maveric]

11. That's insulting to the real Three Stooges. n/t

[2naSalit]

2. I do hope taht

Bad Lipreading does something with this one!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. I couldn't do any better than what Closed Captioning already did.

[skip fox]

4. nice catch!

[datguy_6]

6. +1

[underpants]

9. Oops

Duped you

[olddots]

5. Circus Stupidus

[Johonny]

7. Donald, "This guys black, this guys named Cruz, and this guys named Rubio, it doesn't take a genius

to know why people are voting for me."

Rubio, "People think Donald Trump doesn't know that he's white. He knows exactly that he's white.

Ted, "I'm the only president here that is rapture ready. When the end times come and eternity is upon you who would you rather spend the rest of your life with. A sin filled cesspool of debauchery like Donald or good honest Christian people like me. We all know the answer... it's Donald isn't it. The answer is Donald and not me. I really should have prepared better material."

Ben Carson, "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Obama care is slavery. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

[underpants]

8. Closed captioner gives up

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7641436

[skip fox]

10. Donald is saying:

"Listen, Starfish, your last name ends with an 'o' and grease-ball here ends with a 'z.' . . . How could you even imagine being elected?"