Trump has a major spelling problem.

[El Supremo]

[katmondoo]

1. I before E except after C

Elementary school

[NurseJackie]

5. Ha!! :-D

[Nye Bevan]

9. Thanks, neighbor (nt)

[lunatica]

10. Except...

When you run a feisty heist on a weird beige neighbor

[El Supremo]

2. This?

[Bucky]

3. Maybe Trump chocks under pressure

[nolabear]

4. Rubio has brought those up during an appearance today.

[saturnsring]

6. not only that but his real name is drumpf

[hobbit709]

7. right along with Oaklahoma

[oioioi]

8. Trust Me

The people get the leaders they deserve
Democracy by popularity
This side show though is good enough for me
I see that Tweedledee has touched a nerve

Cast laughter not your vote upon this knave
With every word another blatant lie
Nobody brainy believes in this guy
After all those awful interviews he gave

We must stay silent whilst he has the floor
No-one may dare to question what he said
As if you do, he'll show you to the door
And if you ignored that edict - you'd be dead
I'm sure that we've all seen this shit before
That's why we'll vote for someone else instead

[lunatica]

11. So what? His base can't spell either

[KamaAina]

12. Is Dan Quayle advising him?