In Open Letter On Nutjob Website, Pat Boone Suspends His ‘Campaign’ For Presidency

[liberal N proud]

The general election is coming down to the wire with only a handful of candidates left on both sides of the ticket. With Jeb! Bush recently suspends his campaign, many felt this was the last of the dropouts in the presidential race. In a stunning announcement, however, legendary crooner Pat Boone also decided to drop out of the running. What makes this even more legendary is no one knew he was even campaigning for president.


http://www.liberalamerica.org/2016/02/27/open-letter-nutjob-website-pat-boone-suspends-campaign-presidency/

Note, I did not link "THAT" site.

[ghostsinthemachine]

1. How can we miss ya, when you won't go away......(NT)

[longship]

2. He has a really bad toop!

What is it with super religious Christians and bad toops?

Well, his looks like if he dropped it on the floor it would crawl away on its own.

Here: watch him flip his wig, literally... Er eh, his toupee.

Now that is a bad toop!

I will give him one thing. He has a sense of humor and recovered fairly well.

But he refused to kiss Shirley Jones while filming "April Love" because Christianity (dontcha know). I mean, who wouldn't kiss Shirley Jones while making a movie? Only a religious lunatic! Which is what Pat Boone is.

Plus, did I say that he has a really bad toop!

[Gothmog]

3. Did anyone know that he was running?