I smell rubber burning. The Donald must be thinking. . . . Please come CAPTION Trump-o-matic!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I'm just a bit down. I haven't foreclosed on anyone yet this week.&quot Trump is thinking: "I learned everything I know from infomercials! . . . You bet. . . . Like: 'We only have a few left in stock at this price. . . . You really, really need this! . . . It's the best of its kind. . . . Tomorrow it could be double, even triple. . . In fact, you're not really living without it. . . . And today we have a bonus . . .' Wow. Those guys were great! . . . If it wasn't for The Pocket Fisherman, today I'd probably be a manager for student rental apartments someplace like Fairbanks."

[Johonny]

1. People call me a bigot but I accept endorsement from all people. I don't judge.

sure many of the people supporting me are drug dealers and rapists, but some are good people.

[2naSalit]

2. "Talk about ME like that...

I've got a surprise for them! Just wait til' I..."

[skip fox]

3. The Donald is thinking:

"Or maybe I'd be a bail bondsman in Newark."

[skip fox]

4. Donald is thinking:

"Even I fantasize about myself!"

[randome]

5. "Oh, Hillary, what more can I do to make you understand I want to be by your side forever?"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

[MoonRiver]

6. I need to advertise for a new make-up artist and wig stylist!

Or is it too late?

(Yeah, I think so... )