Comic Savage Weiner : Scalia Was Murdered By A CIA Hired Hooker as per nat'l enquirer

[Feeling the Bern]

Just when you think the final frontier of filbert fantasies has been traversed, along comes Michael Savage. Michael is a guiding light to the “Conspiracies-R-Us” crowd, possibly only outshined by Alex Jones and the king himself, Glenn Beck. And let me tell you, the competition between these three is stiff.

Michael has a brand new twist in a fable that has making the rounds of the wing-nut wacko circuit. You know, the one where the Big O has Justice Scalia whacked for whatever the reason du jour happens to be. Michael has figured out who done it.

Well, in fairness, Michael didn’t actually figure it out all by his lonesome. He was tipped off by…….wait for it……..a supermarket tabloid. But not just any supermarket tabloid, this came straight from the (nether) mouth of the Big Daddy of them all – The National Enquirer.

What a fucking tool.

[Orrex]

1. If it were true, then hiring a prostitute would be the least offensive act of his long career

Better to remember his decades of hatred and bigotry on the bench than to make up far-fetched stories about his demise.

[Human101948]

3. I'm pretty sure the hooker was paid for by one of his patrons...

Scalia Took Dozens of Trips Funded by Private Sponsors

When Justice Scalia died two weeks ago, he was staying, again for free, at
a West Texas hunting lodge owned by a businessman whose company had
recently had a matter before the Supreme Court.
Though that trip has brought new attention to the justice’s penchant for
travel, it was in addition to the 258 subsidized trips that he took from 2004 to
2014. Justice Scalia went on at least 23 privately funded trips in 2014 alone to
places like Hawaii, Ireland and Switzerland, giving speeches, participating in
moot court events or teaching classes. A few weeks before his death, he was in
Singapore and Hong Kong.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/27/us/politics/scalia-led-court-in-taking-trips-funded-by-private-sponsors.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=1

[Orrex]

4. That seems fitting, since he likewise prostituted himself to his patrons

What a vile pig. I love threads about Scalia because they remind me why I continue to celebrate his death each day.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

2. So now Republicans believe Scalia used hookers? nt

[Warren DeMontague]

8. No, he just knows how to craft clickbait.

"Scalia killed by CIA? Yawn. ...Wait, hookers?"

[longship]

5. Man Fries Eggs on His Bald Head!

He even cooks crispy bacon and pancakes on the side.

However, no mention about two over easy.

[Sherman A1]

6. I so miss The Weekly World News

In glorious Black & White.

[Yavin4]

7. If Obama had Scalia whacked, then I have just one question

Why in the hell didn't he do this earlier in his presidency?

[AngryAmish]

9. 1. Inquierwr was right about Edwards

2. Scalia died because he was old and fat. Why not murder him 6 years ago?

[Paladin]

10. Frankly, I don't care how Scalia bought it.

The crucial thing is, he's no longer doing damage as a Supreme Court justice.