Bible: 6 Ways Jewish Bernie Sanders is more like Christ, Christian Donald Trump more like anti-Chris

[Ferd Berfel]

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/bible-6-ways-jewish-bernie-sanders-is-more-like-christ-evangelical-donald-trump-more-like-anti-christ/

Jewish Bernie Sanders is actually more Christian than evangelical Donald Trump, say several sources, including The Bible.

According to a North Carolina pastor, Bernie Sanders needs to schedule a meeting with Jesus Christ, our some people’s lord and savior. When introducing Trump at a rally, televangelist Mark Burns the crowd, “Bernie Sanders… doesn’t believe in God, how in the world (are) we going to let Bernie — I mean, really?” Burns then warned the Senator, “Bernie’s got to get saved, Bernie’s got to meet Jesus. He’s got to have a coming to Jesus meeting.”

It is unlikely that Senator Sanders will have time in his busy campaigning schedule to fit in a Jesus meeting.

But, the good pastor can rest assured. Bernie Sanders, a secular Jew, is way more Christian than Donald Trump, an evangelical Christian. I know what you’re thinking: how can anyone be more Christian than the Donald, who has faced the Persecution over his faith? Or: why should the secular Jewess that is Katie Halper judge people’s Jesus-like status? What Christian cred does she have? Good questions.

[Initech]

1. Ooh this is good. Bookmarking.

[trotsky]

2. Terrible article, implying that "Christian" = "good."

Religious bigotry.

[immoderate]

3. Consider that the whole thing is word games.

If she is being subjunctive, (think about it) then Bernie routs the Donald. (In the imaginary plane.)

With slightly differebt emphasis, the word "Christian" is synonymous with "hypocrite."

--imm