I keep trying to imagine who would speak at the convention if Trump gets the nomination.

[nolabear]

I mean seriously, who would stand up there and yammer about how great he is and how the party loves him and is looking forward to making America great again with an audience not of noisy fanatics but an angry, disenfranchised, divided bunch of delegates and luminaries?

Suggestions welcome.

[Jackie Wilson Said]

1. All republican politicians who want to ride his coattails.

Remember, for the most part they dont have positions based in right and wrong, but in profit and power.

[femmocrat]

2. Omarosa. nt

[PoliticAverse]

3. The type of people that would go to Trump's wedding? n/t

[jpak]

7. Purgetory for you

[LibDemAlways]

8. This ^^^^ LOL

[Cassiopeia]

13. DUzy!

[Trust Buster]

4. Dennis Rodman and Gary Bussey

[nolabear]

9. Rodman on North Korea and Busey will be head of Mental Health.

[jpak]

5. me

I'll do it...

[nolabear]

10. I'll bet. Come to think of it I'd do my turn. But he wouldn't like it.

[xloadiex]

6. Chris Crispy Creme n/t

[lpbk2713]

11. Dennis Miller is probably available.

Probably all he's doing these days is Tupperware conventions and car wash grand openings.

[Cassiopeia]

12. Palin for sure.

[TeamPooka]

14. The usual gang of idiots and their queen Ann Coulter. nt

[JHB]

15. Oh, there's a few...

A man with terrific hair and luxurious monogrammed cuffs...





A fellow TV star...





Real Patriots against takeover of our beloved country by a foreign religion...

[Rex]

16. Elvis, followed by Bigfoot, the Lochness Monster, Sasquatch, The Greys,

Lizard Men from Middle Earth, Little Green Men from Mars and G.I. Joe...but Joe would leave fast after realizing he was attending a white rally meeting.

[JHB]

18. Surely his science advisor will speak...

[Rex]

21. LMAO!

Wow, Dump sure does spend a lot of money on technology...state of the art I am telling you...everything is YUGE!

RV ATTACKS! AHHH!!!


I NEED HAIR GEL STAT! GET OFF THE CRAPPER!

[Chiyo-chichi]

23. Correction...

Bigfoot and Sasquatch are the same thing. (See my avatar, drawn by my son.) You had to list it twice to get to eight.

[JHB]

25. That's what they WANT you to think...

[FSogol]

17. David Duke, Cliven Bundy, Honey BooBoo's Mom, the Palin Kids, Alex Jones...

[Runningdawg]

19. A short list

Coulter, Nugent and Alex Jones

[ohnoyoudidnt]

20. Ted Nugent?

[AngryAmish]

22. Gene Simmons

And it will be awesome.

Also SCSA

[cheyanne]

24. Look at the way Trump is sneering at his 'endorsers', Christie and Palin.

Any Republican who wants to have a political career in the future should stay away from Trump. He's poison.

Only grifters need apply.

[RandySF]

26. They'll put on the best show they can.

[Kilgore]

27. Silvio Berlusconi

https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/09/21/donald-trump-is-americas-silvio-berlusconi/

[OhioBlue]

28. Is Clint Eastwood still alive?