Christian Anti-Masturbation Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation

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Fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin


Los Angeles, CA — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation organization was arrested for masturbating in public while at a protest being held at the Japanese Embassy in Los Angeles, California.

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 37-year-old Paul Horner, was arrested at the Japanese Consulate after protesters notified police about a man running through their protest with nothing on except a dolphin mascot head while touching himself. Ironically the protest was over Japan’s annual dolphin drive held in the town of Taiji that kills thousands of dolphins a year. During Horner’s arrest, it was learned he was out on work release from the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility, where he is currently serving eight-years for his 4th arrest of public masturbation along with a charge of aggravated assault on a police officer.

Sarah Bradley, a spokeswoman for Sock It Forward, a group that provides the homeless and those less fortunate with brand new socks told Fox News that she was at the protest when police arrived.

“It was really weird to see a naked man fondling himself and wearing a dolphin’s mascot head while running through a group of dolphin protesters,” Bradley said. “I thought maybe it was a stunt the protesters were doing to get more attention but I guess not.”


http://foxnews.com.co/christian-anti-masturbation-mascot-arrested-public-masturbation/

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. Satire (look closely at the URL!)

[Katashi_itto]

2. Shhhi!!!

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3. Horner the horny hypocrite

Too fugging good!!!

[Human101948]

4. Let's give Fappy a big hand!

That leaves you out, Donald.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. This one will be hard to beat.

[Bayard]

6. I saw this one

I saw this episode on "South Park".