Breaking: More sad news from the music industry.

[NightWatcher]

Ted Nugent was found alive out behind his cabin.

A sad day gets worse.

[dlwickham]

1. were his diapers clean or dirty

[Jopin Klobe]

42. No, no, no ...

... that's Vitter ...

... Noodge craps commando ...

... for months ...

[Kalidurga]

2. That is tragic.

Trump could still pick him for VP.

[milestogo]

3. Not music.

[pinboy3niner]

8. In the industry he's considered #2

[milestogo]

9. Nugent is to music as Trump is to politics.

[Milestone]

10. Yup. The top of the heap.

[Trajan]

27. I've always thought of Nugent as #2 ...

A big stinky pile O'#2 ....

[BlancheSplanchnik]

33. Piles on..

[leeroysphitz]

4. I cringe whenever it's mentioned that he is from Michigan.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Prayers to responders that checked his vitals.

[rhett o rick]

46. More power to those that kicked his "vitals".

[Martin Eden]

6. Was he in the outhouse?

That's the natural place for used douchebags.

[rjsquirrel]

7. Lol brilliant

That is one passing I will celebrate. I predict it is accidental from choking on his own bile.

[Raster]

13. I'm hoping he accidently shoots himself with his bow and arrow...

...while shitting his pants.

[Raster]

11. Were they able to free the 13-year old girl he was holding captive?

[NightWatcher]

12. Ouch

[BlancheSplanchnik]

34. ^

right there.

[Feeling the Bern]

14. Did he have an underage girl with him?

[Samantha]

15. Thank you for this thread -- I needed to laugh and I am falling off my chair

It is this pungent sense of humor that permeates DU that makes it great, as are you.

Sam

[TIME TO PANIC]

16. LOL!

[spanone]

17. Rest In Piss

[BlancheSplanchnik]

35. !

You're killin me, Smalls!!!!!!!

[spanone]

37. :-)

[Mira]

18. I'm swallowing my spit

as I cough and count our blessings.
Thank you for that. I needed it.

[Initech]

19. Prince is gone, Glenn Frey is gone, Lemmy is gone, Scott Weiland is gone...

Pat Boone and Ted Nugent are still alive! Lewis Black is right - good people die young, and pricks live forever!

[think4yourself]

20. oh man!

That was good.

Thank you!

[Thespian2]

21. K & R !!!!

Brilliant!!!

[TexasBushwhacker]

22. Thanks for the laugh n/t

[rpannier]

23. I feel for the people who found him

To have your hopes raised and then dashed upon finding him alive
Must have been horrifying

[kentauros]

24. There is -actual- more sad news from the music industry:

[font size="4"]Richard Lyons, Negativland Founder, Dead at 57[/font]


Negativland's Pastor Dick on Death Metal Music (Over the Edge radio, 2001)

[silvershadow]

25. I really did LOL at that one. DUZY.

[Liberal_in_LA]

29. I did also. Shames on me

[Renew Deal]

26. lol

[Warren DeMontague]

28. PANTS CRAP FEVER!

[Enthusiast]

30. That IS bad.

[n2doc]

31. Proof that there is no God n/t

[closeupready]

32. When it rains, it pours.

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

36. I was actually having a pretty good day until I read this!

Will the bad news ever end ?

[Fairgo]

38. In hopeful news,

His chronic "cat scratch fever" is actually Hepatitis C

[Soxfan58]

39. Thank you

For a great laugh.

[porkified]

40. if mother nature had an ass

if mother nature had an ass he would be the wart on it. I imagine if he was discovered behind his cabin he would have been in the process of forcing himself on some barn yard animal and my guess it would be an under age animal!

[Jopin Klobe]

41. How could anyone tell? ...

... what about the horrible stench? ...

[ybbor]

43. I literally laughed out loud

Classic

[lordsummerisle]

44. K&R n/t

[yuiyoshida]

45. And Here I was hoping Crockett Got him!