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Funtatlaguy

(11,892 posts) Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:13 AM Apr 2016

Let's have some fun....Cruz announcement

Ole Teddy says he will make a major announcement at 4pm today..
Let's speculate on what it might be:

I say that he's leaving his wife and will partner up with new running mate and life partner - Lindsey Graham.

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Let's have some fun....Cruz announcement (Original Post) Funtatlaguy Apr 2016 OP

Wow, thread no.3 on the same silly topic. He will name Fiorina his v.p. Running mate. Trust Buster Apr 2016 #1

He's going to discontinue his campaign and throw his support to Bernie Fresh_Start Apr 2016 #2

You have my vote and may I suggest you do stand-up Silver_Witch Apr 2016 #3

You have to admit it would boost his foreign policy chops. Funtatlaguy Apr 2016 #4

Ohhh McCain would be sooooo jealous!!! Silver_Witch Apr 2016 #7

Major announcement - reminds me of Major Award, from A Christmas Story. DawgHouse Apr 2016 #5

He's going to divorce Heidi and marry Kaitlin Jenner. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2016 #6

Well, Katlin is a Republican. Funtatlaguy Apr 2016 #9

He discovered -and is going to share packman Apr 2016 #8

He's going to announce that he really is the Zodiac killer! KamaAina Apr 2016 #10

LOL @ picking a runnnig mate when you aren't even going to be your party nominee Takket Apr 2016 #11

Trust Buster

(7,299 posts)

1. Wow, thread no.3 on the same silly topic. He will name Fiorina his v.p. Running mate.

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:15 AM

Apr 2016

He already lost. Whoop de Doo.

Fresh_Start

(11,367 posts)

2. He's going to discontinue his campaign and throw his support to Bernie

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:15 AM

Apr 2016

looking for the VP slot on Bernie's ticket.
Of course if they won, we'd find Cruz with a bloody knife from murdering Bernie

Silver_Witch

(1,820 posts)

3. You have my vote and may I suggest you do stand-up

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:16 AM

Apr 2016

Best laugh I have had in months!!! Thank you I needed that!

Funtatlaguy

(11,892 posts)

4. You have to admit it would boost his foreign policy chops.

Reply to Silver_Witch (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:18 AM

Apr 2016

But, I do worry about how John McCain would take the news.

Silver_Witch

(1,820 posts)

7. Ohhh McCain would be sooooo jealous!!!

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:39 AM

Apr 2016

DawgHouse

(4,019 posts)

5. Major announcement - reminds me of Major Award, from A Christmas Story.

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:21 AM

Apr 2016

Maybe he's won a lamp.

TheCowsCameHome

(40,270 posts)

6. He's going to divorce Heidi and marry Kaitlin Jenner.

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:30 AM

Apr 2016

Funtatlaguy

(11,892 posts)

9. Well, Katlin is a Republican.

Reply to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 11:40 AM

Apr 2016

And she's willing to switch hit.

packman

(16,296 posts)

8. He discovered -and is going to share

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 10:58 AM

Apr 2016

a recipe for Green Eggs and Ham.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

10. He's going to announce that he really is the Zodiac killer!

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 12:25 PM

Apr 2016

Takket

(23,802 posts)

11. LOL @ picking a runnnig mate when you aren't even going to be your party nominee

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 12:27 PM

Apr 2016

good news is the only thing better than seeing the liar Fiorina go down in flames is seeing her go down in flames twice.

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