This quote from social media just about sums up the Cruz-Fiorina anouncement

[YoungDemCA]

If I were about to lay off my campaign staff, I'd hire Carly too.

[Ilsa]

1. Best response I've seen yet! K&R! nt

[Ilsa]

2. This needs more promotion. I'm linking you in GDP. NT

[summerschild]

3. K&R

[MisterP]

4. I like Gidney N Cloyd's "Does she just have a failure fetish or something?"

[Hortensis]

13. Lol. She out of work. Maybe she's wracking

up favors in a new career as professional Token Female, temp work of course. 538 was speculating about what use she could be and suggested Cruz could always toss her aside at the convention if needed...

[AgadorSparticus]

21. Omg, that's so damn funny!!! Lmao!!!

[KamaAina]

5. Snarf!

[colorado_ufo]

6. Awesome! K&R!

[AlbertCat]

7. Imagine! You're going to work on a huge important project. You go to the 1st meeting...and...

.... It's Cruz and Fiorina in charge!

AAAAAHHHHHHIIIIII!

[Snarkoleptic]

8. He can avoid unemployment claims by having Carly lay down her vocal stylings.

This would surely drive everyone to quit.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. She can't carry a state but she can carry a tune.

[llmart]

17. Ugh....

Why did I feel the need to click on that video? What the hell was she hoping to accomplish with that? Is she trying to make herself more loveable and down to earth 'cause no one who knows anything about her and her past would think either of those things.

[Snarkoleptic]

19. I would have tried eye bleach, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Hopefully she'll vanish back into the corporate ether.

[AgadorSparticus]

22. Dammit. I fell for it. That was....awkward. Like she is trying hard to be warm and fuzzy. Ughhh.

[SunSeeker]

24. I just realized who Fiorina reminds me of when she puts on her sing-song I-like-kids persona.

She's the spittin' image of that creepy child catcher in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

[MariaThinks]

9. good one

[Plucketeer]

10. Ya know that out there somewhere

Some fiction writer is pulling out handfuls of hair with each development of the Cruz campaign. With each new facet he hears, he hollers "STOP! Stop leap-frogging my outlandish fiction! I can't keep up!"

[ReRe]

11. God, I needed this thread...

... I must be slap happy tired, cause I really did laugh my ass off and now my side is hurting.

[Francis Booth]

14. Ba-da BOOM! Priceless!

[Xolodno]

15. DAAAHHHHMMMMNNNN!!!!!

That's gota hurt.

[LisaM]

16. I saw a headline calling them "fellow fetus fetishists"

Whole lot of crazy in one place.

[marble falls]

18. DUzzy. Solid DUzzy. Made me snort my beer.

[gratuitous]

20. In a related story

Today the San Francisco 49ers unveiled the design for their Super Bowl LI championship rings.

[Hekate]

23. Spot on!

[L. Coyote]

25. link to source?

[broiles]

26. Gail Collins in NYT wrote that it was like being named

second in command of the Donner party.