Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahaha - the chosen one was not chosen

[malaise]

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The Cruz missile has been stopped - now to stop the racist fascist

[Smarmie Doofus]

1. Which one? nt

[malaise]

3. Oh My!!!

giggle

[ozone_man]

62. That was a serious question!

Or don't you think think fascism can come with a Democratic cloak?

[SammyWinstonJack]

65. It can.....sadly.

Go Bernie!

[malaise]

91. It can n/t

[Takket]

2. i look forward to an entire summer...

of trump being the official spokesperson of GOP values to the entire world. by the time Hillary finishes him off, there will be, i hope, nothing left of the GOP.

[malaise]

5. Join the line

although one has to ask how desperate are they to stop the rot in their party?

Fractured is not the word for ReTHUG = this is looking like smashed to smithereens.

[retrowire]

34. Hillary beating Trump is NOT a guarantee.

Trump has passion.
Hillary doesn't.

Trump has a following that trusts him.
Hillary has high untrustworthy numbers and Trump's following is larger in trusting him. Compare the rallies. :/

Trump may be atrocious and is totally controversial, but it only seems to help him.
All of Hillary's controversy hurts her.

It's not the best recipe for victory.

Plus, Hillary supporters whine when Bernie points out truths about her.... Imagine Trump using that same true ammunition with a flare of lying.

[marble falls]

39. If Republicans turn out the vote, Hillary's negative approval rating might well sink her/Congress.

[retrowire]

45. And who's been breaking voter outcome records this year?

Not Democrats.

Republicans.

I've been saying it for months and nobody seems to talk about it, but we need voter output to beat Trump.

But here our party goes, allowing voter suppression and other corrupt shit to pass by. Actively suppressing Bernie and shining light on Hillary despite the obvious enthusiasm gap.

My vote for Bernie is still my most important one.

[marble falls]

55. I agree with you. Independents would more than make up for the Democratic vote shortfall ....

if Bernie is our candidate.

[retrowire]

61. And I, along with many other independents joined this party only because of Bernie.

His ideals are what brought me into the fold. Not Obama's, not Hillary's. Bernie was the only one to make me feel that my involvement mattered.

But we've got Bill Clinton calling me the tea party of the left sooo... Fuck us Bernie supporters am i right?

[Maedhros]

88. If Democrats would stop trying to force rancid pablum down out throats

maybe their turnout would be better?

[fun n serious]

114. I'm happy with the status quo

you must be angry?

[RKP5637]

64. Hillary will basically say how great things are and will be as she follows the establishment

line which millions are fed up with. Hillary has a lot of baggage which Trump will use fully to his advantage. IMO it will be an excruciating close race to the WH 2016. We might even in up with Trump in 2016. I still think the DNC/DLC/DWS/HRC are clueless about the mood of this country by millions.

[malaise]

90. It's not over yet

[RKP5637]

99. Yep, I have to keep thining that. Thanks!

[Plucketeer]

96. There is NO WAY

The Donald will be trumped by a snooty pants suit!

[RKP5637]

98. I certainly hope not. A trump election win would be disastrous to the future of the US! n/t

[Skittles]

106. oh my

"snooty pants suits" - do you really feel THAT threatened?

[Skittles]

105. and you're sure Sanders could beat Trump?

[retrowire]

108. I'm much more certain. nt

[fred v]

117. You know what ELSE the Donald has?

Bernie Or Bust fools!

[retrowire]

119. The Hillary or bust fools can also be the problem. nt

[CompanyFirstSergeant]

4. Why do I hear the theme music to....

....The Munsters in my mind right now?

[malaise]

22. Good pick

but he's a monster

[tom_kelly]

92. Happy one thousanth post, First Shirt! I was just

going through an old box looking for something else but came across a picture of Butch Fitzpatrick (Eddie Munster) and me from back in the early 90's. He was a VIP guest at a NJ bar for the weekend. I was a cop in town at the time and stepped in and got a picture. I'm not kidding you... we got a call from a local hotel on the following Monday about someone walking off on their bill. It was him! He was all drugged up - unfortunately.

[CompanyFirstSergeant]

113. Thank you...!

I did not realize...... 1K.

Looking back at the two months I've been here, I think half my posts are imploring people to calm down and lighten up.

'Shirt'..... I always know I'm going to see an Air Force uniform or logo somewhere when I hear that!

As a cop, you may want to go over to Gun Control/RKBA and lend some input. I'm working on two series of articles right now.

[spanone]

6. K&R...

[malaise]

10. Sweet

[Jeffersons Ghost]

7. You cannot stop him, while supportig gun-control

I didn't say anyone should blow his damned head off. I don't even own a gun.

[malaise]

8. I am anti-gun

They aren't

[First Speaker]

9. Cruz scared me much more than Trump did...

...that he will not be the GOP nominee in 2016 is a piece of unambiguous good news for the country...

[malaise]

11. Which is my only point here

I hate Trump and I hate the gun humpers

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Hear the giant sucking sound?.......It's

Ted doing his victory lap down the bowl.

The Canuban is done.

[malaise]

13. I can't freaking wait to hear him

[2naSalit]

14. He'll be so

beside himself that he will probably tweet his concession like drumpf did that time he lost and had sad/tantrum.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. The Tedtanic went down at the dock.

[malaise]

17. Too good

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. He's battling Carly for the only lifeboat seat.

[malaise]

37. I think this is the end

His mother is there

[TheCowsCameHome]

42. Damn. I thought he was found in a dumpster.

[Throckmorton]

59. On Prom Night? N/T

[n2doc]

16. I guess Gawd is a liar! n/t

[malaise]

18. Yes indeed

The chosen one was not chosen - hope the snake oil salesman daddy's megachurch goes down with his loser son. The never of these people - the size of their egos - the non-stop bullshit that they spew. I'll never get it.

[demtenjeep]

20. i would love to be a fly on crups wall

when he realized all of his antics were for nothing and now he is stuck with carly

[malaise]

24. Stuck?

Did you see him ignore her when she fell off the stage?

[demtenjeep]

27. yea i did

he calls trump a narcissist but we have known all along about trump

what this campaign has brought into focus is crumps narcissist behavior

[bdwker]

21. I can't believe I'm saying this but...

I actually have one iota of sympathy for that nutjob Cruz.

He's fighting against a psychotic bastard who will lie, cheat and say anything to win.

[malaise]

23. They are twins

but he's way more dangerous - he actually believes this madness

[CompanyFirstSergeant]

26. Who are twins?

[malaise]

28. Trump and Cruz

Both are lying ReTHUG scumbags who will say anything to achieve power.

Cruz is a theocratic ideologue who is really bad for America. Trump is a racist fascist.

Let me get some coffee ice cream to celebrate

[Laffy Kat]

30. Grab an extra spoon, will ya?

Coffee ice cream is like my #1, favorite thing in the world and I can't keep it in my house because I will eat an entire cartoon by myself. It's a perfect celebratory concoction.

[monmouth4]

31. And pour some chocolate sauce on the top, love my coffee ice cream w/sauce..n/t

[Laffy Kat]

32. Yummers! nt

[malaise]

35. Put some walnuts

ready for the rest of the BS now that CarLIE finally shut up

[malaise]

36. I'm pretty good - try not to have more than two tablespoons nightly

but tonight is a full bowl

[monmouth4]

38. Right on. This is a celebration..n/t

[malaise]

40. Yep he's pulling out

Wish his dad had done the same

[monmouth4]

41. You are so bad and so good at it...Bwahahahaaa..n/t

[malaise]

43. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Third Doctor]

56. Daamn!!

ROTFL!!!

[malaise]

109. Wink

[Hekate]

81. Uh-oh, you'll get a Cruzy-spanky if you're naughty!

Cruz likes giving spankies.

[malaise]

110. And all media is noting that he even smacked his wife in public

(accidentally)

[wallyworld2]

73. Ted Drops out

Cruz drops out of presidential race following major defeat by Trump in Indiana

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/05/03/cruz-drops-out-presidential-race-following-major-defeat-by-trump-in-indiana.html?intcmp=hpbt1

[lastlib]

82. twin sons of different mothers......

...neither of whom was married to the fathers........

[Ilsa]

25. Cruz also projects a lot.

Cruz will also lie, cheat, and say anything to win, and he's as much a narcissist as Thrump.

[malaise]

29. +1,000

The two worst candidates in history

[jazzwinders]

33. K&R

[malaise]

48. Jebus rejected them all

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh Happy Day!!

[mcar]

44. Ha ha!

Love you, malaise! Buh bye Ted!

[malaise]

46. It's over

[mcar]

50. Dude is terrifying

It's like a revival meeting.

[malaise]

52. Good riddance

Fugg all ReTHUGs

[mcar]

53. I'll drink to that!

[Nac Mac Feegle]

72. I must protest

Far too beautiful a piece of music to be associated with someone as ugly as Cruz.

[Mira]

47. I exhaled

for now. He was a formidable threat to all of us.

[malaise]

49. A major threat to women, to secularism

and to the planet. Fugg him!!!

[stopbush]

51. So, did god make a mistake????

[malaise]

54. No his snake oil daddy is just another asshole

spewing BS.

[LiberalElite]

57. But but but God told him to do it

they had all that Holy Ghost stuff in the room and all....

[Cryptoad]

58. Glad he was able to ,,,

name his cabinet before suspending his campaign.

[Jack Rabbit]

60. That's racist fascist misogynist Islamophibe

I can't recall if Trump has said anything homophobic. Maybe he forgot to say anything about gays.

[rpannier]

63. God'a annointing must have missed

[malaise]

74. They made it all up

including the gawds

[rpannier]

75. I don't think they made it up. They misunderstood

The thought God pissing on Cruz was an anointing

[malaise]

77. LOL

Fugger is playing the unity crap now - he's making it up too - pissing on all of them.
He anointed himself

[3catwoman3]

102. God pissing on Cruz.

Thank you for one of the best laughs of this whole effed up primary season.

[C Moon]

66. Did you hear the lemonade stand bit?

I was laughing so hard I had to pull over.

[malaise]

80. I missed that

Tell me - I know Cruz said Trump couldn't run a lemonade stand

[C Moon]

104. Cruz was giving his speech...

and he said (some like...), "I was given an envelope full of change from 2 boys. They said they wanted me to have it for my campaign. It was all the money they made from a lemonade stand."

I guess there's a possibility it happened, but considering the source...

[Kaleva]

67. Baby Jesus is crying tonight.

[suffragette]

68. Scariest of a scary bunch

Picking Carly was like adding lead ballast to a sinking boat.

[Chicago1980]

69. God likes fun and games too I see.

[NCTraveler]

70. Amazing. Trump knocks out Cruz. Nt

[malaise]

83. You know Cruz was really beaten yesterday

by those Trump supporters - the white supremacists who tore him a new one. It was a metaphor for today and the entire Trump campaign. But Cruz is so detestable and despicable that I laughed when they did it.

[demtenjeep]

71. i love it

trump is an idiot but cruz was a smarmy little fuck

[malaise]

76. The real problem is that if Trump was prepared to destroy an entire party

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to take over, what will he do to beat Hillary. The last thing he could tolerate is being beaten by a woman.

Shit this sudden praise of Cruz is vulgar.

[FLPanhandle]

78. I'm sipping on Cruz tears tonight

They are so, so sweet!

[malaise]

79. Seriously I hate Trump

but I really feared Cruz - a detestable scumbag.

[FLPanhandle]

84. Hate isn't a strong enough word

Cruz was a psychopathic true believer. He would have pushed the button to bring about the "end times".

That man is truly dangerous.

[malaise]

85. +1,000

Dangerous is the word

[3catwoman3]

103. Maybe...

...loathe would do.

[Hekate]

86. Ditto. The ones who do it for religion are the scariest of all...

They find witches to burn in every kitchen and cradle.

Now let's deal with the wannabe Mussolini.

[malaise]

87. Yep - they are the progeny of the ReTHUG party from Nixon to Bush

Both demonstrate the three worst tendencies of their base - fundie shit, contempt for women and racism

[elmac]

89. creepy Cruz drove me to booze, now that he's gone I may hit the bong.

[Jitter65]

93. I thought Bernie was always predicted to win IN. Open primary...it's his. Why so much about this?

There will be hardly a dent in the delegate count.

[malaise]

95. No

Hillary was the favorite

[humbled_opinion]

94. Oh snap I thought you

were talking about Hillary's massive loss in Indiana today... My bad... LOL

[LostOne4Ever]

97. Bye bye Lucy!!!

[malaise]

100. Tomorrow's Daily News

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2623995.1462327999!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_307/article-frontcover-0503.jpg

[Kalidurga]

101. Whoops I thought this was a thread gloating about Hillary losing...

My bad. I am still happy about Carnival Cruz sinking though.

[Rex]

107. Did you see him jab his wife? What the hell is wrong with him?

He gave his wife an elbow to the face after his concession speech...that guy is creepy deluxe.

[malaise]

111. Damn - it was clearly accidental

but damn he's one clumsy ReTHUG scumbag.

Cruz will never ever be president.

[Rex]

116. Horrible, I hope he apologized to her immediately.

Poor lady. Cruz can crawl back under his rock in Texas.

[ProfessorGAC]

112. Hey Carly, Come On And Quit With Me!

What a tool!

[malaise]

115. They deserve each other

[Liberal_in_LA]

118. Ted Cruz was too creepy to save the GOP from Donald Trump

Ted Cruz was too creepy to save the GOP from Donald Trump
Trump's conquest of the Republican Party is nearly complete. This has left an awful lot of conservative Republicans in a state of shock. Instead of the ideologically pure candidate they have longed for since Ronald Reagan rode off into the sunset, primary voters have given them a standard-bearer who is soft on gays and Planned Parenthood, all over the map on foreign policy and eager to wield the power of government to enforce his quirky ideas.

Conservatives have only themselves to blame for their predicament. For years they have happily ridden the wave of anger and paranoia churned up by talk radio and other right-wing media. When Trump came along and offered himself as the avatar of that unhinged rage, they waited too long to stop him from stealing their base. And they made a bad calculation. They reckoned that if they could get a true conservative in a position to go one-on-one with Trump, all the forces of the right would coalesce and defeat the usurper. Instead, conservatives learned a couple of hard lessons.

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The second thing they learned is that a purist conservative will not automatically win the hearts and minds of Republican voters — at least if that person is Ted Cruz. People vote with their gut as much as with their brain and, in their gut, a lot of Republican voters felt queasy when they looked at Cruz. Smarmy, obsequious, self-righteous, calculated, creepy — whatever the precise assessment, most voters just did not like Ted Cruz. His victory in Wisconsin was a high water mark. After that, the more people saw of Cruz, the more they voted for Trump.

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/topoftheticket/la-na-tt-cruz-creepy-20160503-story.html