Heidi Cruz looks like she is fighting tears.

[madaboutharry]

Well, I won't miss them.

[Happyhippychick]

1. I'm fighting tears

of joy.

[Demonaut]

2. consolation prize...Green Eggs and Ham

[Major Nikon]

4. Reverse Midas touch

[Demonaut]

6. that's awesome!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. It means Folded-face will be back home.

Who can blame her?

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

5. She's crying because in 20 years her kids will start talking about what a creep daddy is

[rug]

7. Wouldn't you?

I mean, look at him, an unsufferable ass.

[derby378]

8. She's crying because she's married to TED CRUZ

"I could've had the high school football jock, or maybe that cute boy who tended bar at that W fundraiser in 2000, but noooo!! I'm stuck with this loser! Maybe if I open a secret profile on Adult Friend Finder..."

[Skittles]

9. at least she is able to make an expression

[demtenjeep]

10. crying because she will have to be his wife again

and put up with his sulking and his overbearing family



any contact with him looked so forced.

when he kissed her forehead i wanted to vomit

[MurrayDelph]

11. She's trying to reconcile

the fact that God told her Ted would be President, and that ain't gonna happen, so what else has He lied to her about?

[MowCowWhoHow III]

12. Elbows are tear inducing

[DesertRat]

14. Ouch! nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. Now he can go back to being .......the Zodiac Killer! full time. nt

[Ilsa]

15. While on the campaign trail, she probably got

a reprieve from having him mount her every night. Now she has to "comfort" him in his defeat.