Andy Borowitz' post on Facebook

[DesertRat]

BREAKING: Fiorina Sets Personal Speed Record for Destroying Organization

https://www.facebook.com/andyborowitz/posts/10154485146040681

[FSogol]

1. LOL, K&R. n/t

[malaise]

2. LOL & Rec

Nice to see you posting

[DesertRat]

25. Well, thanks

But I never stopped posting.

[CoffeeCat]

3. Many, many former HP workers will be

extremely happy to watch Fiorina get fired in such a public way on the national stage.

[KeepItReal]

6. Enron and Carly Fiorina put a whuppin on Houston

Eom

[Dustlawyer]

20. I had a buddy who survived her bloodbath, he was the only one left in his department

when it was devastating he lost so many friends and stressed over his own job. The human toll of the disruption of so many people looking for work, moving cross country..., but to Carly it's just good business, too bad, suck it!

[sheshe2]

4. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. nt

[betsuni]

5. LOL

[FLPanhandle]

7. She can now lay off the Cruz campaign staff

She is good at that.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. You didn't just write "shee can now lay," did you?

What is the Chinese to English pronunciation of Xi?

[marble falls]

10. DUzzy!!!!!!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

8. K&R, LOL

[elmac]

11. I hope Trump picks her for VP

[Fast Walker 52]

13. Indeed!

[FailureToCommunicate]

24. My first thought as well!

[Marie Marie]

12. Is she going to sing her Swan Song?

Oh please, oh please...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. "What a world. What a world... "

[Jack Rabbit]

15. K/R

A toast to all those Americans whose job was sacrificed on the alter of neoliberalism, whether by a Republican or Democrat.

[SunSeeker]

16. ...

[Old Crow]

17. LOL! Borowitz is so good. (N/T)

[tom_kelly]

18. Those 2 cute Cruz kids are

fortunate to at least not have to see her again!

[spooky3]

19. He always outdoes himself.

[packman]

21. That's funny

[Feeling the Bern]

22. Carly Fiorina is proof people like that are like a counterfeit $20.

[ReRe]

23. I swear to God...

... I thought the same thing as stupid was giving his concession speech.

[TlalocW]

26. You know if she were serious about destroying Planned Parenthood

She would work to become its CEO.

TlalocW

[DesertRat]

30. Good point!

[Rhiannon12866]

27. ...

[Gothmog]

28. I love Andy Borowitz

[TeamPooka]

29. that's funny. nt

[llmart]

31. Her next stop.....

will be on "The Voice".