Glenn Beck is having a fit...

[Archae]

He's been saying that "God has anointed Ted Cruz" and if Cruz lost, our country was "doomed."

[LongTomH]

1. Now he's really got a reason to cry!!!

[northernsouthern]

5. ^^Lol!^^ NT

[Glorfindel]

2. Good! Maybe the men in the white coats with the butterfly nets will come to take him away...

massive doses of Thorazine should calm his sorry ass down. Besides, Cruz is a Christian Dominionist. They think Mormons are the spawn of Satan. Beck is, I believe, a Mormon.

[2naSalit]

6. And you are correct

he's mormon.

[LongTomH]

7. They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha

[LiberalElite]

3. "Glenn Beck is having a fit"

so what else is new?

[Kelvin Mace]

4. Apparently,

God is fucking with you.

[LannyDeVaney]

8. It appears God has voted, and he is a super-super-delegate.

[edbermac]

9. Beck is having a fit?

How can you tell?

[auntpurl]

10. Couldn't happen to a nicer fuckhead.