PIC: Carly Fiorina sets new record

[dixiegrrrrl]

[mercuryblues]

1. to be fair

there was a lot more work involved when she ruined HP, than with Cruz.

She brought him down as fast as she fell off the stage

[Fuddnik]

2. Thank you, Carly.

I hope I never have to see either of their faces again in my lifetime.

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Senate Officially Mourns Return of Ted Cruz...Borowitz

The United States Senate declared an official day of mourning on Wednesday to mark the impending return of Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) to the legislative body.

Ordering all flags at the U.S. Capitol to half-staff, the Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, announced the day of mourning in a somber proclamation. “We mark this day with a deep personal sense of loss that will never completely heal,” he said.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/senate-officially-mourns-return-of-ted-cruz

[trc]

9. I live in central Texas and must apologize to you all

for the election of Ted Cruz. While I did not vote for him and will never vote for him I will tell you all that he will be reelected from this state as long as he continues to run...unless he is deemed to be to far to the left, then he will get primaried.

[Helen Borg]

3. She can still put the VC thing on her CV though

[Geronimoe]

5. Early term abortion of her candidacy

if you will.

[Fast Walker 52]

8. late term abortion for Ted Cruz though

[markbark]

6. Sexist as hell....

(she had little to do with the implosion of Cruz's campaign)
.....but still pretty funny

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. "Why the long face Carly?"

[rurallib]

10. hope Trump gives her consideration as his VP

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. oh yes, please please please!!!!! n/t

[Plucketeer]

13. Trumps gonna select his daughter for VP

Who doesn't want a HOT VP ???

[pangaia]

12. Was she actually going to be his VP?

I have, fortunately, been in South Korea for a week.

[dixiegrrrrl]

15. Yep.

Hopefully, trump will grab her up....

[Gothmog]

14. Thanks for posting this

[spooky3]

16. That was Borowitz's line and he should be credited.

[dixiegrrrrl]

17. Someone sent it to me.....but will happily credit Borowitz.... n/t