Trump should find a running mate with the last name Tower, "Trump Tower" ticket rings a bell,

[yortsed snacilbuper]

Does John Tower was a Senator from Texas no less, have any descendants?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tower

[BillZBubb]

1. They could re-animate John Tower's corpse.

Of course if they could do that, it would be the Reagan/Tower ticket. The Zombie dream ticket. No need for trump.

[Reter]

5. Crazy hypothetical: Could a living Reagan have even beaten Trump this primary?

Seems his lemmings support him no matter what he says.

[petronius]

2. I'm thinking he should go for someone named Card (Orson Scott, perhaps)?

(Hopefully he'll just end up a novelty footnote in the history books, anyway - so we may at least give the future something extra to snicker at...)

[Brother Buzz]

3. I was going with Andrew Card

On a stretch, he almost has the bones to fit

[yortsed snacilbuper]

4. I bet he's available too, on the plus side he's dumber than a bag of rocks!

[Fozzledick]

6. DiDumpty?