***Official Trump Campaign Theme Song Nomination Thread***

[Kaleva]

[braddy]

1. I suggest that "The Candy man" not get on the list.

[teamster633]

2. Stranglehold---Ted Nugent

After all, who else is going to allow der trumpenfuhrer to use their music. And the song does describe the position he has the GOP in pretty accurately.

[Kaleva]

4. Ah C'mon-Chuggo

"The people are shit. That's how I feel. I'll smash your fucking head. That's how I'm real. Ah C'mon fucking guy!"

[Xipe Totec]

3. Squirrel Nut Zippers "Hell"

[Warpy]

5. Better versions out there, but you can understand the lyrics in this one

[Feeling the Bern]

6. I believe this song speaks better for Trump and his troglodyte fan base

[countryjake]

7. This seems appropriate...

Lyrics to "Mean Son Of A Gun"

I'm a guy that likes his fun
And when I fight, you'd better run
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

I'm goin' down in a middle of town
I'm goin' to shoot the first man down
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

My skin is hot as leather I'm as tough as any man
When I have to shave myself, I use an old tin can
I wash my face in boilin' wax and scrub myself with gunny sacks
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

Refrain:
I'm mean - I'm mean - I'm mean
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

I was raised on tiger's milk
I drink corn liquor and I smoke corn silk
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

I chew up tin and I spit out nails
Sleep on snakes with ten-foot tails
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

I started feelin' frisky
And I danced the other night
I fell so good, I took my gun and shot out ev'ry light

Now the Sheriff said, get out off town
Take him six feet under ground
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

Refrain

I throwed my saddle on a grizzly bear
Then I crawled bare-handed in his mountain lair
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

I cut my hair on a choppin' block
And when I chopped, the mountains rocked
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun

I tangled with a wild cat, just to proof that I was stout
Reached down his throat and grabbed his tail, then turned him inside out

Where I was raised, it's so darn tough
I had to leave, it got so rough
I'm a mean, mean, mean son of a gun.



Please don't get me wrong, I love the music of Kitty, Daisy, & Lewis and I'd hope they wouldn't allow it.
Tho, here's what I'd rather hear, to celebrate his defeat:

[femmocrat]

8. The Oompa Loompa Song:

[pkdu]

9. Doot.Doot.Doodle, DoDo Doot Doot Doodoo, Doot Doot Doodle , DoDo Doot Doot Doodoo..

Doot Darrah DooDoo , Doot Darrah DooDoo , doottle,oottle oottle Doottle oot Darrah DooDoo..

[Blue Owl]

10. Whatever the song is, it must be played on a tuba

n/t