Whiny Bundys complain about prison food

[kpete]

Lisa Bundy posted on Facebook that the two brothers looked “skinny and frail” at a hearing last month.

“I could tell that they were not being properly fed,” she wrote.

At a court hearing, Ammon Bundy’s attorney, Mike Arnold, said on Wednesday that the two appeared “emaciated” after they returned from a court hearing in Nevada, where they face charges related to the 2014 standoff at Cliven Bundy’s ranch, after the father refused to pay his grazing fees.

Imagine their shock when after repeatedly breaking the law, they were finally taken into custody then served icky jail food just like other criminals.

http://freakoutnation.com/2016/05/pity-party-bundys-complain-food-they-are-served-in-jail-is-bland-unpalatable/

[Glassunion]

1. Send more snacks and dildos?

[underpants]

7. Just snacks

[ebayfool]

23. They be missing their Dildo Gummies. I wonder if any were left at the Wildlife Preserve?

If so, mebbe they can be transferred to the jail. They were donated to these warriors, so they should get to keep 'em, yes?


I actually pried open my creaky ol' wallet to donate to that fine, noble cause!

[gordianot]

2. I am trying to work up sympathy. phitt it failed.

It is just too stinking bad they are not in a for profit prison facility.

[packman]

3. Crow doesn't have much nutritional value

[underpants]

6. BAZINGA!

[kairos12]

11. I was thinking it is hard to eat when you have your hat (cowboy) in hand saying

please let me out and your not a judge anyway.

Crow works even better.

[MADem]

4. They ought to put them on the Arpaio Diet.

He has eliminated the green lunchmeat and Wonder Bread-- Mmmmm, that's good eatin'!--and switched to an entirely vegetarian menu!

No, I'm not kidding:

http://arizonasonoranewsservice.com/maricopa-inmates-learn-live-vegetarian/

[Hortensis]

12. Red slop, green slop, yellow slop.

There's a path to something good in there, but Arpaio will reject it if he accidentally strays onto it. Meanness just oozes out of his statements. I don't know if the prison industry trusts his figures or not, but it seems likely they're observing.

Thanks for the story, MADem.

[Initech]

16. Like Vegas Vacation?

[Hortensis]

21. Oh, my. I never saw that.

Thank goodness there's time to recover before I have to go make dinner.

[packman]

13. Please, sir, more

?t=29

[cleanhippie]

14. I'm sure that the vegetarian menu is much healthier than the processed deli meat.

On the surface, that seems like a good thing.

[Iggo]

5. Well, Lisa. There's your new cause.

You can work for the humane treatment of people in prison.

Start here: http://www.prisonpolicy.org/research/prisoner_welfare/

[Eleanors38]

20. She now wants some of that gubmint over-reach.

[apnu]

8. What they don't like free snacks? (nt)

[underpants]

9. Well you see sir the allotted budget amount per prison meal is___

Money's tight. Some people haven't paid fees that they owe.

[yellowcanine]

10. Send some leftover coffee creamer and frozen meat from the Wildlife refuge...

Pop tarts, anyone?

[Eleanors38]

19. More like fart pops.

[L. Coyote]

15. You don't suppose they forgot to pay their grazing fees?

[center]

[Initech]

17. Some get the seafood buffet, the criminals like the Bundy Bunch get the Vegas Vacation buffet.

[Eleanors38]

18. Give 'em a crappy burger. A case of the Boom-Booms will really slim you down.

[bigwillq]

22. He should just enjoy it. He's getting fed better than a lot of americans

and on our dime.

[trotsky]

24. Aww, those poor little lawbreakers. n/t