"I could take a dump right here and he'd beg to clean it up." . . .Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!

[skip fox]

Donald ("That fat kid keeps following me around. Gives me the creeps.&quot Trump is saying: " . . . and I've asked Gov. Chris Christy to head my transition team, helping me choose the right people for my administration which will be like a bridge getting me to the Oval Office by January 21st. . . . I figured that if anyone knows about bridges, . . ."

[Johonny]

1. I keep Christie around just to carry my women cards. I'm joking. I love Chris.

There isn't another man I'd chose to head my effort to pick someone, anyone else but Chris Christie to be my vice president.

[yellowcanine]

2. "The disheveled Mouth Breather is with me."

[skip fox]

3. The Donald is sayng:

"Would you look at the way this moron looks up at me? . . . It's like everything I say is the secret of the universe. . . Here, watch fatso as I mock him in front of everybody. . . . Go lose some weight, you fat scum! . . . Look at him! . . . He can't get enough!"