Look, I have a confession to make.

[Butterbean]

In regards to the PPP poll graphic on the front page...............I LIKE Nickelback, OKAY???!!!??

I CAN'T HELP IT I JUST DO. Don't judge.

[charlyvi]

1. Admitting it is the first step!

[Butterbean]

4. If loving NB is wrong, I don't want to be right.

LOL.

[madinmaryland]

2. And I like Chuggo...

"C'mon fuckin' guy!!"

[Butterbean]

5. Um, I have no idea who that is, but let your freak flag fly, my friend! n/t

[Chan790]

12. You don't know Chuggo?

C'mon fuck a guy.

Chuggo is a Canadian rapper. A really terrible one. He has a cult following on DU. His "hit" single was "Ah, C'mon" which included the line, "C'mon, fucking guy." except he's a mumblemouth so it comes out like "C'mon, fuck a guy."

He's famous for such insightful rhymes as this:

You deserve a good beating
That's my belief
See that kid stealin? (yeah)
That was a thief
See them dudes behind him? (yeah)
That's the police
See this date right here? (what)
That's my release
And when I get out
I'm comin back with a piece.

[Butterbean]

14. I do not, but now I'm thinking I need to do some research.

I have a friend who loves stuff like this.

[jmowreader]

22. Start here

This is Tommy Carcetti's infamous Chuggo Novella.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018626375

Chuggo's real name is Danny Myshrall. He seems to be largely employed as an inmate in one of Canada's finer prisons. (He once beat a sexual-assault rap by proving he was in prison at the time of the crime.) Lately, he's taken to making commercials...

[CoffeeCat]

3. I hear you, and I'll take it a step further

and admit that I think the lead singer is gorgeous.

I can only admit that here. My husband doesn't even know. 😳

[Butterbean]

6. He is not unpleasant to look at, no.

Oh thank goodness, I'm not the only one in my shame.

[CoffeeCat]

10. Remember...

We must stand together. Cuz that's when we all win.

[Butterbean]

16. Solidarity, sister. n/t

[Eko]

7. Ha Ha.

Someones going to alert on you. Violates the TOS.


Don't be a wingnut (right-wing or extreme-fringe).

Democratic Underground is an online community for politically liberal people who understand the importance of working within the system to elect more Democrats and fewer Republicans to all levels of political office. Teabaggers, Neo-cons, Dittoheads, Paulites, Freepers, Birthers, and right-wingers in general are not welcome here. Neither are certain extreme-fringe left-wingers, including advocates of violent political/social change, hard-line communists, terrorist-apologists, Nickleback fans, America-haters, kooks, crackpots, LaRouchies, and the like.

Of course I altered it and am kidding. Like who you want, we need more people to listen to music and enjoy it. Makes us more happy!

[Butterbean]

8. I plea for mercy!!! ;) n/t

[Eko]

11. Ha!, thanks for being a good sport

and taking my joke in a humorous manner. Nothing wrong with liking Nickleback, they are a pretty talented bunch, that stuff is way harder than it looks.

[CoffeeCat]

9. That would be so funny if

"Nickleback fans" really was listed in the TOS!

Good one!

[Eko]

13. Thanks!

[Butterbean]

15. We would be so screwed. LOL. n/t

[Eko]

17. Here ya go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027822150

[Butterbean]

20. My hero! ;)

[TeamPooka]

18. The first step to recovery is acknowledging you have a problem. nt

[firebrand80]

19. Alerted nt

[Butterbean]

21. .....

[Tree-Hugger]

23. I'm so sorry

Sometimes we just can't control these things or make sense of them.