Crazy Bernie, Crooked Hillary, Lyin' Ted, Lil' Rubio, Low-energy Jeb... Trump needs a nick-name!!!

[DetlefK]

Come on, folks! President Trump needs a cool nick-name!



I'll try some.

Yeah man, that's some dangerous motherfucker. You don't wanna mess with him. He's the best.

On the streets they call him "Babyhands".

They call him "King of Debt".

They call him "Yuge with the bimbos".

They call him "The Wall to Nowhere".

They call him "Beaker from the Muppet Show". (Me-me-me!)

They call him "The Brand-Destroyer".

This guy is so super-smart, what he's sayin' doesn't make sense to ANYBODY!

[lagomorph777]

1. Donald Dump

[CountAllVotes]

4. .

[napkinz]

50. ...

[Kip Humphrey]

2. Insane Donny (he HATES being called Donny!)

[blm]

3. Man-Baby Trump

.

[ecstatic]

56. I agree. Stewart nailed this one. nt

[blm]

57. In LA, 'man-boy' would refer to a certain type of 'look' of an aspiring actor or model...

always in regard to unusually youthful facial features.

With Trump as man-baby it's his unusually infantile demeanor.

; )

[malaise]

5. Donny Drumpf n/t

[WhiteTara]

6. I saw one yesterday. Daffy Donald. nt

[alfie]

12. Since he hates to be called Donny...

Daffy Donny would be even better. I like it!

[WhiteTara]

14. Daffy Donny has a nice ring!

[themonster]

7. Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart came up with Man-baby. I think it's perfect and 100% accurate. Trump has been spoiled his whole life. He cannot handle criticism. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[BlueMTexpat]

8. One No Trump

works on several levels, IMO.

[pinboy3niner]

9. I'm still fond of Graydon Carter calling him a "short-fingered vulgarian"

That was nearly 30 years ago and it still drives Trump crazy!

[2cannan]

31. I kind of like "Crybully" for tRUMP. But the short-fingered vulgarian was hilarious, wasn't it?

Steel Traps and Short Fingers
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump

snip

Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer. He thinks nothing of saying the most hurtful thing about someone else, but when he hears a whisper that runs counter to his own vainglorious self-image, he coils like a caged ferret. Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.

[stopbush]

10. I'll go with the obvious: Asshole.

[Dale Neiburg]

11. Dishonest Don (nt)

[redwitch]

13. In homage to Game of Thrones I vote for

Little fingers.

[gordianot]

15. Goldfinger II

Instead of blowing up Fort Knox he would blow up the US economy.

One was a fictional character the other deserves to be fictional.

[The_Commonist]

24. I watched Goldfinger just last night!

In the opening sequence, during the Shirley Bassey song, there's a montage of gold-colored people and body parts. One of them is a gold hand, and I said to Sweetie "that looks like Trump's hand!"

And yes, he WOULD blow up the US economy, if not the global economy...

[cloudbase]

16. Big dick.

He'll think it's a compliment.

[kentuck]

17. Trump, the Insult Dog

[UCmeNdc]

18. Crazy Attack Dog Donald Trump

Attack Dog

Attack Dog Trump

Donald Trump = Attack Dog



There he goes again attack dog Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is just like an attack dog that is out of control. Always attacking with no real motive except to attack.

[Octafish]

19. Bankrupt Billionaire

Never worked a day in his life.

[Albertoo]

20. Dodgy Donald, Slack Donald, Ducking Donald, Devious Donald, ..

[broiles]

33. +1

[Mother Of Four]

21. Yam I Am

I did not go to Vietnam
I like to speak in sheer Flim Flam
I want to cut social programs
My hair looks like ocean flotsam
My rally's are all Bedlam
I really am a dumb madman
Yam I Am

[Bayard]

36. That whole orange hair thing

I saw one this morning I liked....."Yam Head".

[sofa king]

22. He's his own neologism.

Like Quisling, Chauvin, Bowdler, and Mesmer, Trump is well on his way to having a negative word coined after him.

For hundreds of years to come, a "Trumpism" will mean, "the factually vacant bloviations of an ignorant Fascist," and a "Trumpist" will come to mean "the rare ignorant fool who actually believes a Trumpism and the Fascist who proclaims it."

[JHB]

23. Lazy Marmelade

[Takket]

25. Let's keep it simple: The scumbag

[Wounded Bear]

26. Fucking Trump works for me...

but I guess we can't use that on the TV box.

[stage left]

52. +1

Works for me, too.

[AgerolanAmerican]

27. Terrible Trump

as in a call-out to the "terrible twos" phase of childhood

[Pantagruelsmember]

28. Mafia Don

Simple, recognizable, extracts electoral revulsion and references his historical mafia ties.

[Pantagruelsmember]

34. Just today this bit of tangential Mafia Don related news

NEW YORK (AP) — A federal judge agreed Tuesday to a request by The Associated Press to unseal about 240 court documents in a case related to the criminal past of a former business partner to Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.

U.S. District Justice Brian M. Cogan said he will decide within two weeks whether to unseal 38 other documents in the case. But Cogan said during a hearing in Brooklyn federal court that he was leaning toward keeping those private because their disclosure would "deter cooperation and will jeopardize ongoing investigations."

The unusual case involves whether two lawyers should be held in criminal contempt for revealing details about the role of Felix Sater, a former Trump business associate, in orchestrating a Mafia-linked stock fraud scheme and his subsequent cooperation with the U.S. government.

The AP reported in December that, even after learning about Sater's criminal background, Trump tapped Sater to prospect for business on his behalf, giving Sater the title of senior adviser and an office in the Trump Organization's headquarters near to his own. The Trump Organization has downplayed the significance of the role, which it says never produced any business deals.

[kevinmc]

29. Tax Fraud Trump

[LiberalFighter]

30. Stump Trump (Little Trump)

[Faux pas]

32. dinky donny

[eissa]

35. Douchebag Don n/t

[gwheezie]

37. Batshit birther donny

His voters will vote for him no matter what but I'd like to see his birther past restart. Obama has good approvals and need to be reminded how nuts he was to go after Obama.

[beachbumbob]

38. Trippin Trump...as he seems to be on some type of acid trip

[monmouth4]

39. Tacky Trump..n/t

[napkinz]

40. Erratic Donald!

[Chiyo-chichi]

43. Lest we forget....

That idiotic thing was doing with his belt in that first .gif was to mock his pal, Ben Carson, who is now suggesting vice presidential candidates for Erratic Donald.

[napkinz]

46. yep!

[pressbox69]

41. How about

Little Lord Donny?

[maxrandb]

42. Donny Short-Fingers

I've been using that for a while.

It highlights his connection to known organized crime figures, it probably would piss him off, and it's true.

Have you seen his "fricking" hands??

[DetlefK]

60. "His hands are this big! Flaccid!"

"You can't break me, 'cause crazy don't break."

(quotes from an SNL-skit about a Trump-spokesperson)

[OneGrassRoot]

44. Ditzy Donald. n/t

[Capt. Obvious]

45. Scheiße Esser

[Yonnie3]

47. The Rump or t'Rump for short because

I don't post words like A$$hole.

[napkinz]

48. Dangerous Donald

[ProudProgressiveNow]

49. Donny Two Times.....

Like most liars, Trump repeats himself over and over. Like.. " He's horrible... He's horrible."

Just like Jimmy Two Times from Good-fellas...

[arcane1]

51. The best nickname he could EVER have is "Who?"

[MariaThinks]

53. small hands baby trump

[doc03]

54. Donnie the Fraud Bankrupcy Donnie n/t

[Fresh_Start]

55. Deadbeat Donald

leaves other people holding the bag for his failures

[Octafish]

58. Deadbeat Donnie

Deadbeat Donnie, the Short-Fingered Vulgarian.

Got a nice ring to them.

[surrealAmerican]

59. It should be damning enough just to call him Donald Trump.

We don't need to play his game by his rules.


... what was that about wrestling with a pig again ...

[Katashi_itto]

61. Excitable Boy