We need to come up with a nickname for The Donald.

[Gomez163]

I suggest Short Fingered Donald.

[randr]

1. Asshole

[Solly Mack]

7. Works for me.

[MFM008]

2. bloated orange toad

Dumb ass Donald.

[Scootaloo]

3. Seems we have plenty. I like "Asstrumpet"

[onehandle]

4. Jon Stewart did it best: 'Fuckface von Clownstick' nt

[DLevine]

70. +1

[Gomez163]

5. I say this because what if this assmunch gets elected and gets us into a war

because he called Putin a name?

[Jackie Wilson Said]

6. "Small hand, small penis, small mind Don"

[Gomez163]

8. We gotta brainstorm this. Our nation's fate lies in the balance.

[Jackie Wilson Said]

11. Agreed. Keep bumping this thread till we get one then we can send it

to the Democratic campaigns.

[Warpy]

9. Baby Huey

He might even understand it since the comics were around when he was a kid and he was lame enough to like them.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Baby%20Huey

[LostOne4Ever]

10. I like Alliteration along the lines of Troglodite Trump or Dumbass Donald nt

[Gomez163]

12. Thin Skinned Donald

[Wellstone ruled]

13. Con Man Don!!!

[KelleyD]

26. Don the Con

[napkinz]

78. ...

[msongs]

14. won't work, he will welcome the attention & make fun of it nt

[Gomez163]

15. You have a surrogate say it. Or a celebrity.

[meow2u3]

16. Donald Tramp

That's been my nickname for him since 1998!

[napkinz]

17. Erratic Donald!

[DawgHouse]

18. Well, my Mom believes he's the antichrist.

[napkinz]

19. Dangerous Donald

[Gomez163]

20. That one has promise.

[KamaAina]

21. Charles P. Pierce has already done so: "the vulgar talking yam".

[KelleyD]

22. Dinky Don........ Thumbs!

[Hekate]

23. I've been calling him Tinyhands Trump. Charles Pierce calls him the Vulgar Talking Yam.

I don't think Pierce's moniker gets under Trump's skin, however accurate it is. Trump has a thin skin for some things -- like the silly business about his hands. If you want to give him a rash, figure out his weaknesses and vanities and go for it.

[napkinz]

25. if we really want to get under his skin, from now on let's call him Millionaire Donald Trump

[BigBearJohn]

24. Trump with the stump

Traitorous Trump

[BigBearJohn]

28. Trump the rump

[BigBearJohn]

27. Elmer Trump

Trump the punk

[KelleyD]

29. Mafioso Don

[BigBearJohn]

30. TRUMP THE SKUNK

[ProudProgressiveNow]

31. Donny Two Times.....

He says everything twice... like the guy from Goodfellas... Jimmy Two Times....


Liars always say things like "believe me" .... and repeat themselves over and over.......

Whenever a person is lying, they usually tend to repeat the words, phrases or sentences or phrases over and over again. This, as said by experts on this matter, happens because the person who is lying is trying to convince you and at the same time himself of the thing he is saying. In words, they are trying to validate that lie in their minds.

The repetition occurs because the person is trying to buy time in order to gather their thought as, often, people cook up lies on the spot and then just go along with the flow.

[KelleyD]

33. I Like "Donny 2 Times Trump"!

[FuzzyRabbit]

35. I second (or third) "Donny Two Times"

[KelleyD]

32. "Hair Furrer" .... Herr Fuhrer(Hitler)

[BigBearJohn]

45. That's the absolute best

[mrsv]

34. Dangerous Donald

Because he is... say it enough and people will believe it
.

[FuzzyRabbit]

36. Toupee Trump

[Glamrock]

37. Dumbass!

[Hortensis]

38. "The Donald." He adopted it in the foolish notion that

it sounded cool instead of what it was -- a symptom of a mental disorder. Let him wear it.

[mainstreetonce]

39. Dangerous Donald

Disastrous Donald
ConDon.


Yeah I like that one

ConDon

[GreenEyedLefty]

40. The Orange Oligarch

[KelleyD]

41. Donny the Mouth!

[rug]

42. Banktrumpt

[KelleyD]

43. Love "BankTrumpt"

[KelleyD]

50. Since he hates Donny..."onny BankTrumpt"

[3catwoman3]

57. Oh, yeah!

Good combo.

[demtenjeep]

44. billioniare bigot

billionaire buffoon

[muntrv]

46. Il Douche.

[madinmaryland]

47. Spy Magazine nicknamed him the "Short Fingered Vulgarian" nearly 25 years ago. It still pisses

dRumpf off.

[ailsagirl]

64. Ha ha ha ha

[pnwmom]

48. Or just The Don. With its mob implications. n/t

[roamer65]

49. Mein Trumpf.

[KelleyD]

53. Love it!Love it!

[MurrayDelph]

51. How about we just start saying the J in Donald D Trump

stands for Jerkwad?

[KelleyD]

54. Va jay-jay!

[oldandhappy]

52. Had to click on this when I saw the title -- go go everyone!!

[Mesee]

55. Trumps nickname

LITTLE DICK

[Jitter65]

56. How about "stubby" for stubby fingers?

[SwankyXomb]

58. Donnie Cheeto

[backscatter712]

59. Littlefinger! n/t

[OregonBlue]

61. Stumpy.

[Ohio Joe]

85. +1

That is what ive been going with.

[franannjo]

62. how about

Ducky trump.

[ailsagirl]

63. I still go with "Drumpf"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018862262

That's what I've been using, anyway

[Rex]

65. Already have a lot of names for His Royal Dumpness.

Never hurts to add new titles to Sir Horses Arse.

[DesertRat]

66. Don Jung Un

[Sunlei]

67. Give him another month, the republican campaign overclocks him.

Bloated & red faced, he's never worked this hard, these hours in his life.

[joshcryer]

68. Donny Jingles

Term coined on Penn Jillette's podcast, and Trump is like Penn's arch nemesis.

[BigBearJohn]

69. DONALD DUCK

[JHB]

71. Lazy Marmelade

There's a song in there, but I'm lousy with lyrics

[phleshdef]

72. Draft dodger Don

[phleshdef]

73. Actually #DodgyDonald works. Draft dodger, tax dodger, truth dodger.

[phleshdef]

74. Another one... Donald the Cheat-o

Cheated on his wives. Cheated on his taxes. Looks like a Cheeto.

[phylny]

79. Donnie Cheat-o.

Combines the name he hates with the visual of a Cheeto (my favorite snack food of all time) and gives it a Mafioso vibe.

[Oneironaut]

75. Dickhead Donald

[liberal N proud]

76. From a post above - I think "Bank Trumpt" is most suitable

It can be used in public and demonstrates very well what will happen to this country if he becomes President.

[DinahMoeHum]

77. Trumpty Dumpty

you know. . .all the king's horses and all the king's men. . .

[cheapdate]

80. Trumpthuglicans. (via Ring of Fire)

[struggle4progress]

81. The Don

[Tommy_Carcetti]

82. How about "Donald Trump"?

Face it, the way things are going, there's going to be nothing worse we can call the guy than all that comes implied with his own wretched name.

Men named "Donald" will be quickly asking to go by their middle name, much like the name Adolph no longer exists as a first name in modern society.

[napkinz]

83. Dumbass Donald

[napkinz]

84. Donald DUMP

[maveric]

86. Fucking Asshole McFascist face

[icymist]

87. Dinky Donny Dummkopf