tRump/Randian Ryan "Munich" Conference

[kairos12]

Two clowns meet up to divide up the rethug electorate:

R: I get the Bundy vote.

T: Wait, that divides my White Pride vote. I need them.

R: Yes, but I want the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" (without the bootstraps) block.

T: Well, I want all the science deniers.

R: Ok, but I keep the anti-vaxers. That will be huge.

T: Well, I need the straight out racists and people who want to put women in jail for making their own decisions about their body.

All I can say is: We have two Pieces of Shit in our time.

[world wide wally]

1. Far more than two

I have come to the conclusion that anybody (beloved parents included) who votes Republican for anything is either borderline brain dead or flat out evil. The same people that gave us Bush now want to coronate Trump.
The biggest problem with our "sacred" Constitution is that it was written before Fox News and Idiocracy were around. You can bet your last dollar the FF's would have made some changes if they had known.
I think the German people had a reputation for being intelligent and look who they voted for. And now the American Idiocracy will have their chance to vote again.
I can hear the "duhs" already.