Trump Promises Paul Ryan That He’ll Sound Slightly Less Like Hitler

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what is being hailed as a productive closed-door meeting between two leaders of the Republican Party, Donald J. Trump promised House Speaker Paul Ryan on Thursday that he would try to sound slightly less like the former German Chancellor Adolf Hitler.

Speaking to reporters at the U.S. Capitol after the meeting, the presumptive G.O.P. nominee said that Ryan had expressed concern that so many of the billionaire’s public utterances were reminiscent of the Third Reich.

“Paul basically said, ‘Can you help me out here? Can you not sound like Hitler all the time?’” Trump said. “And I was like, ‘Paul, I can absolutely do that for you.’”

As an example, Trump said, “Instead of saying I am going to round up people based on their religion, I’ll say that’s just a suggestion. Just like that, I’m fifty per cent less Hitlerish.”

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1. satire

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Yes I know

I figure people who read Borowitz are smart enough to figure that out as well.

[notadmblnd]

2. Does anyone get the feeling that they sat Trump down under some bright, hot lights

and gave him a good working over?

Cause that's the image that has popped in my mind with this meeting today.

[mainstreetonce]

3. Yes

And he was very charming and agreed? Now he will go back to the same old bully actvthat got him this far.

[cali]

4. Brilliant

[Mendocino]

6. The only way dullard drumpf could

sound less like Hitler is to never speak again.