Donald Trump: Ex Victoria Zdrok Mocks Him For Bragging About Giving ‘Best Orgasms’

[Botany]

http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/05/16/victoria-zdrok-disses-donald-trump-mocked-gives-best-orgasms/


This is as hilarious as it is cringe-worthy! Donald Trump’s ex-girlfriend Dr. Victoria Zdrok – a former Playboy bunny and current psychologist – recounts a time when he told her he gives “the best orgasms.”

Victoria went on several dates with Donald back when she was a Playboy model, and it sounds like they were pretty excruciating! “He just loves to talk about which women are in love with him and always calling him,” said Victoria in an interview with Chaunce Hayden. “He loves to talk about how women are chasing him all the time, which doesn’t make a girl feel special on a date. The other thing he talks about is what a great lover he is. He said to me, ‘Once you made love to me, you’ll never be able to make love to anybody else.'” Um… gross!

Luckily, that never happened for Victoria. She chose to stay away from Donald’s bedroom. When Chaunce asked her if they ever slept together, she said “No, because I wouldn’t be another notch on his belt. We made out a little bit and that’s it. I just couldn’t relax with him because he never lets his hair down.”

[PJMcK]

1. Hahahahaha

"...he never lets his hair down.”

[ChisolmTrailDem]

4. Of course he doesn't, that thing is being held captive on top of his orange head. nt

[L. Coyote]

2. "I just couldn’t relax with him because he never lets his hair down." Yet, who wants to see that!

Please Donald, don't ever let that hair down.

[Initech]

3. "Well Ms. Zdrock is a stupid loser."

"Really. I don't know any winners who spell their last name with two consonants in a row. How do you even pronounce that? See only winners like me give the best orgasms, we use the best words, we build the best walls and we have the largest penises, See I'll go to Hollywood, I'll build a wall around the Playboy Mansion. It will be the best wall. We will make porno great again!"

[GoneOffShore]

5. "Now if only I could something for these little hands...."

[Chellee]

14. I wish he had really said that,

considering that Trump uses two consonants in a row...twice.

[smirkymonkey]

6. And the award for the most pathetically insecure man in the world goes to....

[Octafish]

7. What hair?

That's a hood ornament. Get it? "Hood."

[redStateBlueHeart]

8. The best? Well, obviously!

I bet her orgasms were YUGE.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

9. He did let his hair down....... once...

[tavernier]

10. He did not age well.

In photos he appeared to be quite handsome as a very young man, but he let himself go early on. He is overweight, dumpy, obviously from spending hours behind a desk dreaming up some new flim flam scheme or schmoozing someone at a restaurant while pigging out on steak and lobster and creme brûlée. The comb over can only be attractive to another orangutan. And if he thinks his mail order brides are attracted to him for any reason other than his bank book, he is seriously deluded.

[Warren DeMontague]

13. He was marginally passable looking for maybe five minutes.

He only looks "handsome" as a young man because he grew up into this bloated, weird, pompous orange troll. By that standard Chris Christie was a stud in high school, too, but neither of them were anything to write home about.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Yeah, i bet.

[Stinky The Clown]

12. ". . . because he never lets his hair down."

So to speak.