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Happy Towel Day everyone (Original Post) RoccoR5955 May 2016 OP
Thanks.......... and Don't Panic! Ichingcarpenter May 2016 #1
I approve of this post TexasTowelie May 2016 #2
Happy Towel Day, you hoopy froods!!! Rhythm May 2016 #3
I know where my towel is. GoneOffShore May 2016 #4
You're a hoopy frood. nt awoke_in_2003 May 2016 #10
I've always got mine JackInGreen May 2016 #5
Hey! I just did a load of towels last night! Iggo May 2016 #6
It's at times like this... FLPanhandle May 2016 #7
Happy Towel Day! demmiblue May 2016 #8
"The president’s job - and if someone sufficiently vain and stupid is picked he won’t realise this.. muriel_volestrangler May 2016 #9

JackInGreen

(2,975 posts)
5. I've always got mine
Wed May 25, 2016, 09:32 AM
May 2016

and I know right where it's at thank you very much.

If you score a lift, come pick me up, eh?

FLPanhandle

(7,107 posts)
7. It's at times like this...
Wed May 25, 2016, 12:29 PM
May 2016

“You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

"Why, what did she tell you?"

"I don't know, I didn't listen.”

Fantastic author.

muriel_volestrangler

(101,316 posts)
9. "The president’s job - and if someone sufficiently vain and stupid is picked he won’t realise this..
Wed May 25, 2016, 02:51 PM
May 2016

...is not to wield power, but to draw attention away from it. Zaphod Beeblebrox, the only man in history to have made presidential telecasts from the bath, from Eccentrica Gallumbits bedroom, from the maximum-security wing of the Betelgeuse State Prison, or from where ever else he happened to be at the time, was supremely good at this job. "

http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio9.htm

"The major problem - one of the major problems - for there are several - one of the many major problems with governing people is that of who you get to do it. Or, rather, of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarise: it is a well-known and much lamented fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarise the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should, on no account, be allowed to do the job. To summarise the summary of the summary: people are a problem. And so this is the situation we find. A succession of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that they never really notice that they’re not. And somewhere in the shadows behind them, who? Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to, can be allowed to? "

http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio12.htm

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