Is Donald Trump’s Hair a $60,000 Weave? A Gawker Investigation

[L. Coyote]

Darn it, too late to place this on the LBN forum

Finally, a story we can all relate to, having a floor of your tower in Manhattan dedicated to your hair weaver ...

Is Donald Trump’s Hair a $60,000 Weave? A Gawker Investigation

... Donald Trump has generated an unceasing torrent of press attention that some estimate to be worth roughly $2 billion. Yet the central mystery at the very core of his persona—his inscrutable hairdo—has somehow, impossibly, remained unsolved ...

... Trump’s hair is not his own, costs tens of thousands of dollars for installation and upkeep .... a little-known, patented hair restoration treatment called a “microcylinder intervention.” It’s only performed by one clinic that we know of—Ivari International—where our source once sought treatment, and where he says he learned of Trump’s apparent patronage. What’s more, Ivari’s New York location was inside Trump Tower—on the private floor reserved for Donald ....

So, next question, Does Trump's official hair weaver also have a room in the Florida mansion? How about a reserved seat on all the jets, a cabin on the yachts?

One more question, Does the hair weaver, being so important a personage, also have servants to attend to his hair?

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[Jackie Wilson Said]

1. If you are telling me this country is considering this jackass, all I can say is

I'll take the ear of corn, please.

[malaise]

4. ROFL

[L. Coyote]

7. Based on the tie alone, I'd vote for the corn.

[redwitch]

2. Well that was $60,000 well spent.

[gvstn]

3. He should probably splurge

On $20 worth of quality hair product that will give him control without weighing it down.

This stuff works:

[SunSeeker]

5. I am sure $60k is just a drop in the bucket of what he has spent on his hair.

But be careful. The Donald gets very angry when you bring up his hair procedures:

The details surrounding the alleged rape are bizarrely novelistic even by Trumpian standards. According to Ivana, Trump was driven to freakish rage by a failed anti-baldness surgery - a so-called 'scalp reduction'. But the actions are very clear cut. According to her deposition, Trump flew into a rage, attacked her, held her down and began pulling hair out of her head to mimic his pain and then forcibly penetrated her. 

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/time-to-press-donald-on-raping-his-wife 

[Adsos Letter]

6. Ya know...

...with the kind of crowd he's attracting he should just shave his head and be done with it.

[cyberswede]

8. He should ask for a refund. nt