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Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? (Original Post)
Capt. Obvious
May 2016
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ffr
(22,677 posts)1. Great!
Big_K
(237 posts)2. Bravo! You win the interwebs!
Little Star
(17,055 posts)3. lol
Orrex
(63,263 posts)4. That's close to the best thing ever.
Wounded Bear
(58,773 posts)5. Now that's funny! nt
libodem
(19,288 posts)6. .
underpants
(183,007 posts)7. You make funny!!!!
RogueTrooper
(4,665 posts)8. Outstanding
Mendocino
(7,523 posts)9. He can't turn the pages
with those small fingers.
Great minds think alike!
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femmocrat
(28,394 posts)10. I expected a "short-finger" punchline!
Because his fingers are too short to turn all the pages?
HubertHeaver
(2,522 posts)12. Because he's still alive.
His entire life is a novel and won't be finished until he breathes his last.
Locrian
(4,522 posts)13. novel? trump can't finish a *sentence* - n/t
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)19. He has great sentences.
The best sentences
IronLionZion
(45,628 posts)20. Every Trump sentence has words!
ejbr
(5,858 posts)14. Ha!!! n /t
RiverNoord
(1,150 posts)15. Ouch.
The pain, the pain!!!!
OK, I'll live.
Paladin
(28,283 posts)16. Because he makes Dubya look like a knowledge-hungry intellectual. (nt)
C Moon
(12,226 posts)17. Wow!!
packman
(16,296 posts)18. Because his crayons broke