Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel?

[Capt. Obvious]

[ffr]

1. Great!

[Big_K]

2. Bravo! You win the interwebs!

[Little Star]

3. lol

[Orrex]

4. That's close to the best thing ever.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Now that's funny! nt

[libodem]

6. .

[underpants]

7. You make funny!!!!

[RogueTrooper]

8. Outstanding

[Mendocino]

9. He can't turn the pages

with those small fingers.

[femmocrat]

11. LOL

Great minds think alike!

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[femmocrat]

10. I expected a "short-finger" punchline!

Because his fingers are too short to turn all the pages?

[HubertHeaver]

12. Because he's still alive.

His entire life is a novel and won't be finished until he breathes his last.

[Locrian]

13. novel? trump can't finish a *sentence* - n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

19. He has great sentences.

The best sentences

[IronLionZion]

20. Every Trump sentence has words!

[ejbr]

14. Ha!!! n /t

[RiverNoord]

15. Ouch.

The pain, the pain!!!!

OK, I'll live.

[Paladin]

16. Because he makes Dubya look like a knowledge-hungry intellectual. (nt)

[C Moon]

17. Wow!!

[packman]

18. Because his crayons broke