Post your derisive nickname for Trump!

[jmowreader]

Trump is a classic bully. And one of his favorite tactics is to screw with someone's name. So far we've heard Lying Ted, Crooked Hillary, and probably a few others I don't recall.

Two can play at that game.

My vote: Mafia Don.

[Lizzie Poppet]

1. The tRumpswab.

[malaise]

2. Dodgy Don the Con n/t

[NightWatcher]

3. Fuckstick!

[Gregorian]

4. Bernt L'Orange

[safeinOhio]

5. Pumpkin head

[Warpy]

6. Tantrum Trump

Bratty Donny

Dirty Donald

Toddler Trump

Yeah, we have to keep it simple for Trump's Chumps to be able to understand. Hard to think of one syllable words, though.

[jmowreader]

19. Dirty Donald looks good.

[rug]

7. Cold-blooded douchebag.

[awoke_in_2003]

8. Senor Assholio

because it sounds kind of Spanish, which would irritate him.

[forest444]

57. 'Tramposo' means trickster in Spanish; how about "Trumposo"?

I can tell you that many in Latin America are already referring to him as such.

[Initech]

88. Pandejo is Spanish slang for asshole.

[Peachhead22]

9. Tribble-Haired Oompa Loompa

n/t

[Brother Buzz]

10. I'm staying with Short Fingered Vulgarian

I understand he really, really hates it

[ProudProgressiveNow]

69. +1 nt

[world wide wally]

11. Phony Donny

[Fozzledick]

12. Nazi Donald

I've had it with his Adolf Hitler impersonation routine and sleazy name calling, time to call him out on it.

Also Crazy Donald (for more formal use) and Donald Dummkopf.

And any time he invokes the name "Pocahontas", he should be referred to as "Speaks with Forked Tongue".

[MFM008]

13. demented donnie

bloated orange toad
sun burnt orangutan
the stain

There isn't enough internet to list them all...

[Jester Messiah]

14. Brave Sir Donnie

♫ Brave Sir Donnie ran away, bravely ran away, away! ♫

[Jeffersons Ghost]

15. Teflon Don, due to Mafia ties and his ability to slide out of racist media comments...

and FBI investigations.

[jmowreader]

20. Just like John Gotti...in more ways than one

[0rganism]

16. Orange Foolius

alho i'm also partial to Pierce's Vulgar Talking Yam

[GeorgeGist]

17. Stumpy Thinskin

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Il Douche

[greymattermom]

21. Forrest Trump

[JHB]

22. Who?

That's one he just can't stand.

[Hortensis]

47. !

[Jetboy]

23. Hair Hitler

nt

[jmowreader]

24. No, no...

A proper Trumpian Slam has two parts:

1) a nasty word like Lying or Crooked
2) the person's first name, or last if it's more recognizable

For instance, Cliven Bundy might be Yosemite Bundy.

[Different Drummer]

25. Sir Donald of Orange n/t

[HassleCat]

26. Donny Shortfingers.

[RKP5637]

27. Little-Hand Trump

[napkinz]

42. Chicken Little Hands!

[RKP5637]

46. LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[ancianita]

28. Littlefinger.

[muriel_volestrangler]

29. Racist con-man

He's not likable enough to get a nickname. Just stick with the truth. I think using "the Donald" has been far too kind to him.

[milestogo]

30. Major Mindfuck

[ancianita]

31. Trump is not bullying. He is BRANDING. Time to brand him back.

Dumpster Don. (People hear 'dump' and think both 'shit' and how he dumps on others.)

For the trashbin of history.

[Lil Missy]

32. Whiney Little Bitch

compliments of Bill Maher

[AgadorSparticus]

70. my vote is this one! 😂😂

[onecent]

75. Ahh YES, this is the one I saw at Bill Maher...WHINEY LITTLE BITCH....so fits..

[marchellojones]

33. The Hair

[beachbumbob]

34. Trippin trump

He is on an acid trip....all the time

[oldandhappy]

35. chicken little trump

[napkinz]

38. Chicken Little Hands

[Fritz Walter]

36. Miserable Fat Drumpfter Bastard

With credit where it's due, to Monty Python's Flying Circus

[applegrove]

37. Chicken Trump

[napkinz]

39. Chicken Little Hands!

[napkinz]

40. Erratic Donald!

[femmocrat]

41. Diaper Don

Diaper because he's a baby-man. Don because of his mob ties and the "Dapper Don" Gotti.

[L. Coyote]

43. Pendejo Naranjado

[OregonBlue]

44. Plump

[pmorlan1]

45. Here are my picks

Deceitful Donald

Con Artist Donald

Donald the Huckster

Carnival Barker Donald

No Nothing Donald

Dishonest Donald

Dumb Donald

Clueless Donald

Braggart Donald

Blowhard Donald

[Hortensis]

48. Trumpkin? These people provide one

complete with an asshole.


I liked Trevor Noah's description of him as an "overcooked sweet potato." A drumpf actually sounds like an overcooked sweet potato.

[moriah]

49. Tangerine Troll.

[patricia92243]

50. Daffy Don.

[pansypoo53219]

51. hair hitler.

[CK_John]

52. Mister VP President.

[Hekate]

53. It has to be something that gets under his thin skin. Tinyhands Trump does it for me.

[Mister Ed]

54. Simply "Asshole Trump"

It's unimaginative, it's nasty, it's unsophisticated and childish - just like his own fifth-grade schoolyard-bully insults. But it describes him perfectly. I think people should use that term to describe him over and over again, until scarcely anyone can think of "Trump" without also thinking "Asshole".

[forest444]

55. Trumpolini?

[Major Nikon]

56. John Miller

[Rex]

58. Piece of Shit.

[moondust]

59. Orange poop.

[Sheepshank]

60. señor Malawi Trump

[milestogo]

65. That is insulting to Malawi.

[tandem5]

61. umpa lumpa

[TeamPooka]

62. Dirty Donald Trump & The Trump-Humpers nt

[GaYellowDawg]

63. I really think "Phony Donald" is by far the best.

You can tie him to all kinds of frauds with that one.

Phony Donald says he's for families. He must be; he's tried family 3 different times.
Phony Donald says he's a great businessman. He's had 4 government bailouts!
"Great businessman" Phony Donald couldn't sell "the best" steaks.
"Great businessman" Phony Donald couldn't sell "the best" wine.
Phony Donald ran a fraud and called it a university.
"Great businessman" Phony Donald couldn't make a casino work in Atlantic City.
"Great businessman" Phony Donald is afraid to show his taxes.

and on

and on

and on.

[lindysalsagal]

64. fRump

feels right.

[Bucky]

66. Mister President

ha ha-- GOTCHA!

[forest444]

67. If Hillary's nominated, that may indeed be what we'll have to call him.

[moondust]

68. YAMBO

[runaway hero]

71. Do you think Trump actually cares?

He's a billionaire with a great life.

You're an anonymous internet poster.

[AgadorSparticus]

72. Racist Trump. <--- if this sticks, he will never win. He can't win on angry, white votes alone.

[geek tragedy]

73. Typical Republican nt

[Spider Jerusalem]

74. Trumpolini (n/t)

[underpants]

76. Duh Donald

[Sunlei]

77. Republican frontrunner

[skip fox]

78. How about

"A steamy, wet, hot Dump."

[kimbutgar]

79. Trumpster troll

[mia]

80. Stumpy trumpy...

sat on a wall...

[Yonnie3]

81. Agent Orange

[meow2u3]

82. Trampolini

A cross between Tramp and Trumpolini.

Fishface McCrook

[Mendocino]

83. Cara pollo crudo-

raw chicken face

[sorefeet]

84. Trumpty Dumpty

and he will have a great fall I hope. Or, don't take the orange acid Trump

[klyon]

85. bankruptcy donnie

Or
tantrum trump

[AnnieBW]

86. Der Trumpenfuhrer

Or Il Douche (pronounced doo-shay).

[Initech]

87. Trumpenfuror McTrumpface

[Kahuna7]

89. Cheetolini nr