Rush Limbaugh Baffled By Evolution

[kpete]

RUSH LIMBAUGH (HOST): This woman obviously has not read Genesis, and even if she did it wouldn't have any impact on her. But human beings travel all over the world to gawk at animals precisely because they're unusual, they're interesting, some are cute, some are deadly. There's no way human beings are going to not be interested in animals. Gawking at them. Out on safari, hunting them or what -- By the way, you know there's another factor in this, Snerdley? A lot of people think that all of us used to be apes. Don't doubt me on this. A lot of people think that all of us used to be gorillas. And they're looking for the missing link out there. The evolution crowd. They think we were originally apes. I've always -- if we were the original apes, then how come Harambe is still an ape, and how come he didn't become one of us? "Well, that's why were looking for the missing link, Mr. Limbaugh, your question is absurd."

http://mediamatters.org/video/2016/05/31/rush-limbaugh-baffled-evolution/210639

[Shadowflash]

1. Just the same shit we hear from creationists

on a daily basis.

[hunter]

16. Worse than shit, it's verbal diarrhea. Creationists don't even know how ignorant they are.

Their interpretations of their own Bible are equally bizarre.

[madokie]

2. Hey rush,

you're still a reptile. What does that tell you about yourself, jackass

About as un-American as any one cretin in our nations history. Yes rush limbaugh you are vermin

[bulloney]

10. What is he? A reptile or a jackass?

[drm604]

3. Rush Limbaugh is baffled by reality.

[hatrack]

4. This one's been around since, oh, 1860, in one form or another . . . .

The Ambulatory Ball Of Phlegm is just too lazy to reach that extra six inches for a slightly more interesting "challenge" to Darwin.

[longship]

12. He doesn't have six inches! Not even close. nt

[Yonnie3]

5. Rush Limbaugh IS the missing link. nt

[MohRokTah]

6. Humans DID NOT "USED TO BE APES"

By taxinomic definition, humans ARE apes.

[treestar]

7. Exactly - he does not even understand the theory

or is pretending not to.

[ProfessorGAC]

18. He's Not Pretending

He's a communication major focused on sports broadcasting that dropped out of college at a small school with moderate academic rigor.

He just doesn't understand it. He's one and only talent is self-promotion, and he's has that in abundance.

[underpants]

8. You should have heard him try to defend Trump's "Workers party" quote

Apparently his listeners were horrified (workers party = SOCIALISM) and he turned himself in circles, without ever getting to a point, trying to explain what Trump meant.

[pampango]

9. He is 'baffled' (or pretends to be, to make money) by anything that involves facts

and evidence..

[hobbit709]

11. Rush Limbaugh baffled by anything that requires thinking.

[Stallion]

13. Why Didn't Rush Limbaugh Ever Become Human?

nm

[dembotoz]

14. it amazes me we can still compete globally when such stupidity is so rampant

[Johonny]

15. It's sort of funny that at one time millions of Americans hung on his every word

and yet he is a profoundly stupid man.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

17. someone should tell him we were fish before we were monkeys! lol

Maybe his head will finally literally explode

[tblue37]

19. You go back far enough on the "greats," and everyone had a fish for a great-grandparent. nt