"Watch the cards carefully!" . . . Please come CAPTION Don-the-Con!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I just foreclosed on the Brooklyn Bridge. Wanta talk?&quot Trump is saying: "Excuse me! . . . Excuse me! . . . For your information, Mister Wiseguy, the students at Trump University learned some of the central tenets of capitalism in a way that can't come out of books: That a market is born, even more than out of a desire for wealth, out of a deeper desire to be thoroughly and well duped. . . . I say they got what they paid for. . . . You reporters are the worst slime in the universe. Without question."

[dembotoz]

1. you look hot....wanna be my next wife? need someone who speaks amurican oh and i am yuuuuuuge

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2. I gave them the money yesterday... I can tell you that. eom

[malaise]

3. So what if I'm a pathological LIAR

It's what businessmen do

[Johonny]

4. I want you to remember when I was just a media pundit I smeared Obama with birtherism

but now that I'm a politician I want you pundits to fight fair. I want more than fair. I don't want you to smear me with the true because the truth about Donald is awful smearing and leaves a lingering smell that last for days. That's twice as long an effect as a Donald Trump University education. Now for those members of the media audience I haven't called a name, I promise I will insult you before this election is over.